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英语搞笑三分钟口语展示

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『壹』 3分钟的英语口语,150个字这里就好了

我的学校是中复外合作办制学考试口语两分钟提前准备好的话题演讲得200-230字如果是准备的幻灯片的presentation要求4-5分钟
你大概需要430-450字你要的3-4分钟据我推测应该要300-350字如果是给几个话题
提前准备的可以提前脱稿用秒表算算时间还有可能如果你紧张的话
忘词会造成误差
还有紧张的气氛下不知道你是越说越快还是越说越慢演讲时要注意眼神交流还有适当的手势

『贰』 英语幽默小故事三分钟,英语口语测试难不难

幽默小故事一:慎重许愿

Be Careful What You Wish For

A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.

During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.

The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.

Next, it was the husband‘s turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I‘d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."

The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.

慎重许愿

一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。他们恰好在同一天出生。

庆祝活动中,一位仙女出现了。她说,由于他们是已经结婚25年的恩爱夫妻,因此她给许给这对夫妻每个人一个愿望。

妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一声,她的手中出现了一张票。

接下来该丈夫许愿了。他犹豫片刻,害羞地说,“那我想要一位比我年轻30岁的女人。”

仙女拾起了魔术棒。“呯!”,他变成了90岁。


幽默小故事二:袋鼠与笼子

(Kangaroos and the Cage)

One day the staff members of a zoo called a meeting to discuss the problem--how to deal with the kangaroos that were found out of the cage. They came to the conclusion that the cage was placed too low and decided to raise it from one to two meters high. But the next day the kangaroos were still at large and they again raised the cage to three meters.

有一天,动物园的管理员们发现袋鼠从笼子里跑出来了, 于是开会讨论,一致认为是笼子的高度过低,所以他们决定将笼子的高度由原来的1米加高到2米。结果第二天他们发现,袋鼠还是跑到外面来,所以他们又决定再将高度加高到3米。

Quite beyond their expectation the next morning they saw the kangaroos still free to go about. They were alarmed and determined to go to all the length by raising the cage to the height of ten meters.

没想到隔天居然又看到袋鼠全跑到外面,于是管理 员们大为紧张,决定一不做二不休,将笼子的高度加高到10米。

Later a giraffe, while chatting with some kangaroos, asked them, “Do you think they will go on raising your cage?”

一天,长颈鹿和几只袋鼠在闲聊,“你们看,这些人 会不会再继续加高你们的笼子?”长颈鹿问。

“Hard to say,” said a kangaroo, “if they continue forgetting to fasten the cage door.”

“很难说。”袋鼠说,“如果他们再继续忘记关门的话!”

『叁』 求英语口语,三分钟,两人对话,要简单的

3。 A和B都是大学毕业生。满足你对校园和抱怨歧视你
在求职过程中有经验丰富的申请。专
5。 A和B是伟大的属人民的故事讲述在/运动/科艺。这个故事出纳员尝试
谁听众留下深刻印象的表现感到惊讶和兴趣。
6。 A是英国/美国/印度游客,而B是土生土长的公民。 A问
B关于法律/约会海关/宗教存在,并显示出信念关于B的回答和怀疑。
7。一个是客户和B的家庭清洁机器人/迷你书扫描仪的销售人员。乙尝试
确保一个谁是它的破裂和其他问题的可能性表示关注。
9。 A和B正在讨论是否假期是一个很好的时间来表达感激之情,哪些
节日是最合适的。

『肆』 求几篇英文故事,正常语速能在3分钟左右讲完,我要去参加口语比赛,所以想要新颖一些,怕和别人撞了,初

A wolf on his rambles came to a field of oats, but, but being able to eat them. He was passing on his way when a horse came along. "Look," said the Wolf, "here's huge field of oats. For your sake I have left it untouched, and I shall greatly enjoy the sound of your teeth munching the ripe grain." But the horse replied, "If wolves could eat oats. my friend, you would hardly have inlged your ears at the cost of your belly."

There is no virtue in giving to others what is useless to oneself.

一只狼溜达着来到一个麦田,然而,狼并不吃大麦,看见一匹马走过来,他便让开了。狼对马说:“看吧,这是一块巨大的麦田,为了给你留着,我都没敢动。而且,我非常喜欢听你牙齿咀嚼成熟麦穗的声音。”然而,马却回答说:“朋友,如果狼能吃大麦,你就未必喜欢听我吃麦穗的声音了。”

将已所不欲施与他人,并无美德可言。

『伍』 老师要求英语口语考试 两三分钟的口语展示 有什么好的形式吗

Everybody good afternoon:.
First of all thank the teacher gave me a story in my own future ideal job.
Everyone has a dream job. My dream is to become a boss, own a company.
In order to achieve my dreams, I need to find a good job, to accumulate some experience and wealth, it is the necessary things
Of course, in the school good achievement and rich knowledge is also very important. Good achievement and rich experience can let me work to make the right choice, have more opportunities and achievements.
At the same time, communication is very important, because it determines whether my company has a good future development. So I need to exercise their communicative ability. I need to use all of the free time to learn all.
Because I believe, there is nothing in the world can shake my determination.
You will be successful, as your own efforts.
So seize the time, we have no time to waste.
Nothing in the world can change their patience ( confidence ).

各位同学下午好:
首先很感谢老师给了我一个讲述我自己未来理想工作的机会。
每个人心中都有一个自己理想的工作。我的梦想是将来成为一名老板,拥有一个属于自己的公司。
为了完成自己的梦想,我需要找到一个好的工作,用来积累一些经验和财富,这是必要的事情。
当然,在学校里好的成绩和丰富的知识也是非常重要的。好的成绩和丰富的经验能让我在工作中做出正确的选择,拥有更多的机会和成就。
同时,交际能力也是非常重要的,因为这决定着自己公司未来是否拥有一个好的发展。所以自己需要锻炼自己的交际能力。自己需要利用一切的空闲时间来学习一切。
因为我相信,世界上没有什么能动摇我的决心。(这是转载他人的希望能帮到你)

『陆』 求英语口语口试对话示例,三分钟的口语对话

A:hi,I 'm a Chinese freshman.My major is English.nice to meet you.
B:nice to meet you too.I'm the English student ,majoring Chinese.
A: I have trouble in spoken English,Could you give me some suggestions.
B: sure,we'd better speak English as more as we can so as to develop a sense of language.communicating more with native English speakers is regarded as one of the effective ways.
A:thank you for your suggestions.
B:you are welcome.

『柒』 英语口语考试,有五个情景对话,求大神给出剧本,三分钟,英文最好,中文也行,但求幽默

(自言自语)哦,真是糟糕,居然找不到路了。。(突然看到一个正在看书的女生)你好,同学!我是外国佬,第一次来这里,我可以问你个问题吗?
(automatic speaking) Oh, really bad, I can't find the way.. (suddenly saw a girl is read a Book) Hello, students! I am the foreigner, come here for the first time, may I ask you a question?
(抬起头)额,什么事?
(Tai Qitou) well, what is it?
啊哈,世界之大,能遇见你这样的姑娘真是荣幸啊~~额,(挠头)能告诉我,去厕所的路吗?
Ah, the world is big, can meet you this girl is really honored ah ~ ~ well, (might) tell me, go to the toilet of the road?
哦,天哪,你是眼花了吗?我是女生,怎么会去过男厕所呢?我当然不知道啦
Oh, God, you are dazed? I am a girl, how could have been men's toilet? Of course I don't know
额,在中国,厕所不是在一起的吗?。。。
Well, in China, toilet not together?...
哦,当然不是。这里可没有你那里那么开放
Oh, of course not. Here without you there so open
好吧,我不是那个意思。那么,女厕所在哪里呢?
OK. I didn't mean that. So, where is the toilet?
什么!?你要去女厕所!?
Sorry? Do you want to go to the toilet!?
哦,不,我很急,你能快点告诉我吗?
Oh, no, I'm in a hurry, can you tell me?
好吧,说实话,我也不是本地人,我刚刚来这里度假,所以我无法回答你的问题,抱歉咯
Well, to tell you the truth, I have not a native, I just came here for a holiday, so I can't answer your question, I'm sorry
额……
The amount of......

『捌』 求美剧中两人的搞笑对话~英语口语课要用,2到3分钟就好!

1、 我不需要那些不如我的人对我的肯定。
1、i don’t need validation from lesser minds.
2、 火箭科学家?火箭科学家?你怎么不干脆告诉他们我在金门大桥收过路费?我是研究弦论的理论物理学家。火箭科学家!太侮辱人了!
2、The rocket scientist? The rocket scientist? Why don’t you just tell them that I’m a toll-taker at the golden gate bridge? I’m a theoretical physicist. Rocket scientist, how humiliating!
3、 我觉得我更像一只杜鹃,你知道的,把蛋下在普通鸟巢里的一种更高等的生物。当然,新生的杜鹃把所有的食物都吃掉了,它那些平凡的同胞只能饿死。对你来说很幸运,比喻到此就结束了。
3、I always thought I was more like a cuckoo bird, you know a superior creature whose egg is placed in the nest of ordinary birds, of course, the newly hatched cuckoo eats all the food, leaving the ordinary siblings to starve to death. Luckily for you, that’s where the metaphor ended.
4、 我为人类悲哀。
4、I weep for humanity.
5、 从我妈给我断奶后我就没忘掉过一件事。
5、I haven’t forgotten a single thing since the day my mother stopped breastfeeding me.
6、 我是“聪明人”?要被归为“聪明人”我得去掉60点智商才行。
6、I’m “smart”? I’d have to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as “smart”.
7、 你们那艘要沉的船上又招募了什么老鼠啊?
7、What rat have you recruited to the sinking ship?
8、 我是松香甘油树脂(一种有机黏合剂),你是无机合剂,所以不管你朝我的方向发射什么语言子弹都会反射以后弹回去,回到它原有的轨道上,附着在你身上。
8、I’m polymerized tree sap, and you’re an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns on its original trajectory and adheres to you.
9、 我没有无视我妹妹,我无视你们所有人。
9、I’m not ignoring my sister, I’m ignoring all of you.
10、为什么还要浪费食物?在德克萨斯,要是奶牛不产奶了他们才不会继续喂它,他们会把它带出去一枪打死。
Why waste food? In Texas, when a cow goes dry, they don’t keep feeding it, they just take her out and shoot her between the eyes.
可以去看看生活大爆炸。不错的

『玖』 英语口语 三分钟

women
A:hi,wangfang,I want to ask you a question.
B:say.
A:are you proud of being a moman today?
B:yes ,I am.
A:Do you think the status of today's women are changed?
B: yes,I agreed with you .
A: how do they changed?
B: you konw ,in the ancient times, women are not respected by the people.women usually stay at home and do some housework.they are not equal to the men.
A: and how about the women in today?
B: I think today's women have the same right as men to find a job. they are on longer discriminated by others.
A:that's right. women are not absolutely dependent on men and they have the ability to accept higher ecation.
B: yes.they believe they can also do them well as men did,they are very confident.
A: do you think there're also some women discrimination in the other countries?
B: yeah.in the Africa area and especically in the America,women are not attached importance to the men .
A: so how do you think about this?
B: I think it will not last long,it pays attention to the public. people there must do something aganist it.
A: we hope tomorrow'momen are better, let's do something to surpport it.
B: That's a good idea.

『拾』 英语口语考试三分钟对话

嗯,英语口语考试三分钟的话,这个其实也很简单。

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