A. 英语话剧口语考试。一个小剧本，六个人，台词平均，帮帮忙吧
《逃课》英语话剧剧本 Skipping Class
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Cast
Anita: Never understands why students like to skip classes
Kevin: Treats “skipping classes” as the principle of university life
Ken: Eager to skip classes but dares not to do it
Jason: Always commits himself not to skip classes
Steven: Always gives himself a good excuse for skipping class
Rita: A professional class skipper
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Scene I
(Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.)
Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class. The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination.
Jason: Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your notes so I can make a ?
Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time today.
Jason: Believe me, I would like to keep my word. The problem is that I have the “Business Management” test today and I was up studying for it till three o’ this morning. Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o’clock this morning.
Ken: You studied until three o’clock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four o’clock on yesterday.
Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long…
Ken: For God’s sake! Don’t you care about next week’s mid-term examination?
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Scene II
(Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.)
Anita: Hey, we’ll have the “Business Management” class in a few minutes. Where are you going? Don’t tell me that you are going to argue with Jason.
Steven: I will do anything for my good friend. Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time.
Anita: You always like to get involved in someone else’s business. You’ll get yourself in trouble. Don’t you know it? ...
Kevin: Anita, don’t be upset with him. He will not liste
B. 求英语口语小组搞笑角色扮演剧本
可以试着模仿生活大爆炸或者老友记啊，我们以前就玩过 效果还不错
C. 急需一个英语口语话剧的剧本
The Gifts礼物
Mon.：Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn’ leave much for saving.
In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim’s gold watch, which has been his father’s and his grandfather’s. The other is Della’s long beautiful hair.
D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents.
D: I---- I---- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim.
(At the shop—“Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds”)
D: Will you buy my hair?
M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK?
D: All right. But please give it to me quickly.
M: Here you are. Twenty dollars.
D: Thank you. Bye.
M: Bye.
Mon.：Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home.
D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain. I think it must match Jim's watch. When he sees it he must be very happy .
(Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim . )
J: You-----?
D: Jim. Don’t look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn’t have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. Jim, it will grow quickly. You don’t mind, do you ? I just had to do it. My hair grows very fast, you know. Say “Merry Christmas!” Jim, and let’s be happy.
J: You’ve cut off your hair?
D: I’ve cut it off and sold it. It’s sold. I tell you -sold and gone, too. It’s Christmas Eve , Jim. Be good to me, for it went for you.
J: Well , Della. Don’t make any mistake about me. I don’t think there’s anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less. I know, it went for me. Look at this package .
D: What ?
J: Look at it yourself. You 'll see.
D:Ah! The combs. They were in the shop windows for many months!
J:Yes, the beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims--just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair.
D: But , Jim. They are expensive combs. I know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession. Now they are mine. Thank you Jim.
J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first.
D: Jim, you don’t know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I’ve got for you. Can you guess?
J: I'm sorry. I won't guess.
D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn’t it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You’ll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it .
J: Della, Let’s put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They’re too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let’s have our supper.
D. 急需一份5分钟左右的英语口语4人对话的剧本！
①I： is your major？
A：My major is Business Administration. I am especially interested in“Marketing”。
②I：Which university are you attending？
A：I am attending×××University.③I：Have you received any degrees？
A：Yes. First， I received my Bachelor degree in English Literature， and then an MBA degree.④I：What course did you like best？
A：Project Management. I was very interested in this course when I was a student. And I think it‘s very useful for my present work.⑤I：Do you feel that you have received a good general training？
A：Yes， I have studied in an English train-ing program and a computer training program since I graated from university. I am currently studying Finance at a training school.
（6）I：Your resume says you have had one-year experience working in a foreign representative office in Shanghai， may I ask why you left？
A：I worked in a foreign rep.office for one year.However，I left there two years ago because the work they gave me was rather ll.I found another job that is more interesting.
（7）I：What qualifications do you have that make you feel you will be successful in your field？
I：What have you learned from the jobs you have had？
A：I have learned a lot about business know how and basic office skills. In addition， I learned at my previous job show to cooperate with my colleagues.
（8）I：What‘s you major weak point？
A：I haven‘t been involved in international business， so I don’t have any experience， but I have studied this course in the International Business Training Center of the×××Company.
（9）I：What are your greatest strengths？
（10）I：Please tell me about your working experience.
I：Does your present employer know you are looking for another job？
A：No， I haven‘t discussed my career plans with my present employer， but I am sure he will understand.
（11）I：Any questions？
A：When will I know your decision？
I：We will notify you of our decision by mail， is this convenient for you？
（12）Thank you for your interest in our company. A：Thank you， Mr.Smith. Goodbye.（Thank you for your time.）
I：You will be hearing from us very soon. Please send the next applicantin on your way out. A：OK.Thank you very much.
注：I interviewer,A:applicant
E. 求英语表演剧本，搞笑口语一点，不要过多了，不要荆轲刺秦，一定要翻译就写在后面哦亲
The Toad and the Frog
A toad saw a frog near the road. He was a fat old frog. He sat and moaned and groaned.
The toad said, “Do not moan and groan, Mr. Frog. Hop like me. Hop down the road.”
So the frog and the toad went down the road to a big oak tree.
“I am home,” said the toad. “Come in and I will make tea.”
But Mr. Frog said, in a deep croak, “I must not roam far from home. I will be off to my home near the pond.”
toad 蟾蜍,癞蛤蟆 moan 呻吟 hop 跳跃 oak 橡树 croak 一种低而嘶哑的声音
癞蛤蟆和青蛙
一只癞蛤蟆在路边看到一只青蛙。那是只又胖又老的青蛙。他坐在那里呻吟叹息着。
癞蛤蟆说：“青蛙先生，不要呻吟叹息了。像我一样跳吧。沿着这条路跳。”
所以青蛙和癞蛤蟆一起沿着小路跳到一棵大橡树下。
“我到家了，”癞蛤蟆说，“进来吧，我来泡茶。”
F. 求英语口语课前表演搞笑剧本（三个人）
搞笑剧本——唐僧收徒
孙悟空大闹了天宫之后，被如来佛祖压在了五行山下, “biu”的一下，五百年过去了……
观音：悟空！
悟空：靠！又是你？这五百年来，你每个星期都要来一次，你知不知道你很烦啊？
观音：这就是你的错了，我今天来是要告诉你一件好事的！
悟空：要不是放我出去，免谈。我现在很忙，世界野生动物基金会邀请我做形象代言人, 特奥会都请阿诺德了，我只是挣些零用钱而已嘛。
观音：可是你现在是被压在大山底下啊？
悟空：大山？要不是为了给如来一点面子，我早就变成一只苍蝇飞走了。只是住在别的地方还要收费，这里山清水秀，又有观音MM来看我，我就只好白天上班，晚上回 来睡觉了？
观音：那你今天为什么没有上班呢？
悟空：靠！双休日，understand？
观音：SURE！
悟空：那你今天来是要告诉我什么呢？
观音：你听着。（说话间，从兜里掏出一个小本本） ……孙悟空，男，因五百年前大闹天宫而被压在五行山下，现经天竺地区街道管理委员会全体大妈举手表决，将此 人指派给唐朝一僧人做徒弟。如不从命就插~~~~~他老木，泼~~~~~~他硫酸，踩 他的小底迪，注销他在“河南户外联盟”的会员资格。
悟空：什么？
观音：嘘~~~~~~
悟空：嘘嘘？
观音：靠！嘘你妈个头啊！我是让你别说话，那个和尚来了！我要闪先！
悟空：啊？就是这个和尚？
唐僧：按照地图的指示，应该就是这里了呀？
悟空：啊！你踩到我的手啦！
唐僧：哦，sorry，我没有注意到你这只大乌龟。
悟空：乌龟？
唐僧：是啊？不过我还真没见过像你这样驮着山一样大的乌龟壳，还长者猴子一样脸的乌龟。 悟空：看来观音是对的，像你这样的智商，一个人是到不了天竺的……
唐僧：哦？你也认识观音？她一定是本地最红的MM。不知道你认不认识这里一个叫孙悟空的猴子？
悟空：这是我的名片。
唐僧：哦？你也叫孙悟空？太巧了，那你一定知道附近和你同名的那个人了？
悟空：shit！用脚后跟想你也该想得到我就是你要找的那只猴子了吧？我是被压在了山底下了！
唐僧：不会吧？你不要骗我，你以为我是傻子？
悟空：傻子？你是傻子？你是在夸自己还是在骂傻子？哪有你这么傻的傻子？
唐僧：这也被你看出来了？我要是不傻，谁tnnd愿意出来干这活？
悟空：好了好了，你现在马上到山顶把上面的封条揭掉，我就可以和你一起去取经了。
唐僧：好的，你等着
悟空：喂~~~~~~~找到了没有~~~~~~~~~
唐僧：找到了~~~~~~~~~可是我不知道哪个才是啊~~~~~~~~
悟空：靠！上面贴了多少条子啊？
唐僧：很多啊！“要想富，少生孩子多养**”、“只生一个好”、“周星驰社区，不上白不上”、“此地无银三百两”、“此处禁止照相，违者罚款”……
悟空：对对对，就是照相的那张。
唐僧：好了！我已经揭下来了！
悟空：ok！你快走远些！
咯噔咯噔……（马蹄声）
悟空：再远些……
咯噔咯噔……
悟空：再远些……
咯噔咯噔……
悟空：再远些…… 唐僧：靠！再远就到印度啦~~~~~~~~~~~~
悟空：俺出来啦！
唐僧：嗯？山都没有倒，你怎么就出来了？
悟空：你从山洞里往外爬还要把山弄到？
唐僧：你是爬出来的？那封条？
悟空：走走形式嘛……其实封条早就过了保质期了，又没有人来更换，售后服务真~~~~~ 是差劲！我们走吧？
唐僧：你这一身上下一丝不挂的，不好吧？
悟空：我有毛啊？
唐僧：有毛了不起啊？我要不是当了和尚，比你毛还多呢！来，戴上这个。
悟空：师傅，此去西天路途遥远，你要总是这样，恐怕是到不了西天了。
唐僧：怎么了？
悟空：我的确没有穿衣服，可是你给我这个铁圈戴在头上，也起不了什么作用啊？
唐僧：哪那么多废话？叫你戴上就戴上！
悟空：靠！要不是看在观音MM的面子上，我一棒子打死你也说不定！（说罢，悟空戴上了金刚圈）
唐僧：§▲※〓◆◎☆■↑
悟空：？我的头！
唐僧：哈哈哈！你怕了吧？
悟空：这难道就是江湖中失传已久的“摇头咒”？
唐僧：不错，这摇头咒你一经听过，你就会立刻上瘾而无法自拔。一日不听就会筋脉倒流；两日不听就会周身溃烂；三日不听就会气血两亏，脸上长出黄褐斑，前列腺肿大，还会伴有更年期症状，就算吃了哈尔滨制药六厂生产的盖中盖口服液也救不了你了！
悟空：好狠毒！
唐僧：呵呵，正所谓无毒不丈夫，量小非君子！
悟空：人家以后听你的就是了嘛……死鬼，还弄什么“摇头咒”，讨厌了啦！
唐僧：不好！
悟空：怎么了？
唐僧：老虎！
悟空：师傅，老虎并不可怕，你难道没有听过那首诗么？
唐僧：诗？
悟空：是啊！正所谓“一二三四五，上山打老虎，老虎不吃饭，专吃大坏蛋……”
唐僧：拜托，这是儿歌……
悟空：我的意思是说，有我在，老虎不会死的！
唐僧：靠！我是让你保护我，不是让你当野生动物保护组织形象大使了！
悟空：了解！瞧好吧！
唐僧：悟空，为什么不走了？
悟空：前面有一条河挡路！
唐僧：河是什么东东？你把他打死不就结了？
悟空：你看，这就是河。
唐僧：哦，this is river！
（说话间，只见白光一闪，唐僧的坐骑不见了）
唐僧：悟空，为师的马不见了！
悟空：马不见了？靠！你还能干点什么？内裤还在不在啊？
唐僧：（伸手摸了摸）还好，没有丢！
悟空：是被河里的小白龙叼走了！
唐僧：白龙？太刺激了，没想到今天竟然先后被我遇见了会说话的猴子和会吃马的白龙。
悟空：什么时候你才能见得了大场面啊？你等着，我下去抓他！
唐僧：什么？你游泳也行？太厉害了！
悟空：**水脑！
（不多时，悟空把小白龙揪出了水面，白龙化作人形跪在了唐僧面前）
白龙：你就是东土来的和尚？
唐僧：正是。
白龙：师傅！
唐僧：谁？我？认错人啦！
白龙：没错，就是你，是观音JJ让我在这里等你的。
唐僧：又是观音？你怎么会在这里的？
白龙：我本是东海龙王的三太子，没想到我马子背着我又吊了一个凯子，还在我新婚之夜两人私了奔！我一气之下砸了洞房。顺手烧了一颗夜明珠，没想到这珠子是玉 皇送来随分子的，玉皇罚我说绕口令，我不会，他就把我贬到这里了！
悟空：绕口令？什么意思？
白龙：就是“老和尚端汤上塔，塔滑汤撒汤烫塔”。
唐僧：哦？你说的不是挺好的么？
白龙：废话，我已经在这里练了五十多年了！
唐僧：原来是这样，不如我来教你一个新的。“八百标兵奔北坡，北坡炮兵并排跑，炮兵怕踩标兵标，标兵怕碰炮兵炮”。
悟空：什么什么破跑表发飙？再说绕口令，我可要发飙了！
唐僧：悟空，这你就不懂了，绕口令是广泛流传于民间的一种语言游戏，将声母、韵母或声调极易混同的字，组成重叠绕口的句子，要求一口气急速念出，快的时候，读音很容易发生错误的！
悟空：靠！
唐僧：你又打我？
悟空：快说正事！
白龙：哦，对不起，师傅，我吃了你的白马，就让我变作一只白马驮~~~~~~~您去取经吧？
唐僧：哼！想的到不错！我要宝马！
白龙：名车啊！
唐僧：你怕了吧？
导演：cut！
唐僧：喂！不用吧？每一集你都会出来喊cut？
导演：宝马耶！我们的经费已经不多了，哪来给你弄道具去？
唐僧：宝马，最好的也不过才几十万嘛。
导演：几十万？没有，别说宝马，PUMA也买不起啊？
唐僧：好，再来！
……
白龙：哦，对不起，师傅，我吃了你的白马，就让我变作一只白马驮~~~~~~~您去取经吧？
唐僧：阿弥陀佛！
（唐僧从身后掏出一把宝剑，向天一指）
唐僧：赐予我力量吧~~~~~~~~~~我~~~~~~是~~~~~~唐~~~~~~僧~~~~~~~
悟空：西瑞？
白龙：该我出场了！
（白龙摇身一变）
唐僧：骡子！
导演：不好意思，经费实在不够，下一集一定换马。
白龙：那也拜托换一只白的，这黑骡子有损于我的形象啊！
唐僧：是啊，谁见过唐僧骑骡子出去的？
导演：各位，凑合一下先，今天晚饭我请。
白龙：好吧，就这么定了！
(夕阳西下，悟空挑着担子，唐僧骑着骡子，向着落日的余辉，走向神坛……）
G. 求一篇英语5人10分钟对话，口语啊，好的剧本都可以
Scene One ~ Campus
A: Hey, guy! Long time no see! How is it going?
B: What a coincidence! It's fabulous.
A: How is your exam? Did you do well in your exam?
B: Well, not really. But I am told that Tom did well in the exam.
A: That's impossible. He must have cheated.
B: I don't really think so. In my opinion, he must have cram before the exam. A little bird told me he burned the midnight oil.
A: Well, the vacation is coming. How about going traveling?
B: That is a nice idea. Would you like to travel with the agency or by yourself?
A: I'd prefer the travel agency.
B: I know there is a travel agency is very very good. Let's go there!
A: OK, let's go.
Scene Two ~ Travel Agency
C: Welcome to Big Billy's Travel Agency. May I help you?
A: Yes, please. We want to go to Japan.
C: OK, what kind of tours do you have? By the air or by the sea?
A: We wanna go there by the air.
C: OK, we have a Two Months Trip tomorrow.
B: Don't you think it is too long?
A: Yes. Sorry, do you have a One Month Trip?
C: Sure, we have one this evening.
A: OK, what's the total price?
C: Do you need a guide?
B: Of course, we'd like the bestguide.
C: Sure, all the guides in our agency are the best in the world. We serve nothing but the best. And that is $100,000 in all.
A: Here it is.
C: Thank you. And she is your guide. Her name is Sunny.
D: Nice to meet you. Let's go to the airport.
AB: Nice to meet you too.
Scene Three ~ Hotel
E: Welcome to Japan! What can I do for you?
D: We want a double room and a single room. Is there any room available tonight?
E: Of course. We have a standard double room, a standard single room, a double room with king size bed, and a single room with king size bed. Which one would you like to check in?
D: OK, we will check in the room with king size bed. What's the rate for a night?
E: It is $1,000 for a double room with king size bed, and it's $800 for a single room with king size bed. And the breakfast is free. On every weekends we also serve continent breakfast.
D: OK, we will live here for a month. Could you please give us a discount?
E: Sure. You will get a 20% percent discount. And will be $43,200 in all.
D: Here is the money.
E: Hey, John. Please take them to the Room 7474741 and the Room 250.
Scene Four ~ Scenic Spot
D: Good morning buddy! Today, we are going to visit the very famous museum in Japan. Let's go!
A: Wow! These items are amazing! May I take pictures here?
D: Of course.
B: And shall we use the flash lamp?
D: I am afraid that I can't.
B: OK, fine.
A: Sunny, would you take a picture for us here?
D: Certainly! What would you like in the background?
A: We would get the semi-fall in the background.
D: OK! Three, two, one. Say "Cheese"!
AB: Cheese!
Scene Five ~ Clothing Store
D: OK, today is the last day of our trip. Let's go shopping.
AB: Great!
F: Hi, may I help you?
B: Yes, please. I want a shirt.
F: OK, what size do you want?
B: Size Five.
F: And what color do you like?
B: Blue.
F: Sorry, we are out of this size of blue shirt. How about this white one. White is in fashion now.
A: It must be good on you.
B: Well, I don't really like the color.
A: Fine, ,may I try it on?
F: Sure.
A: Is it beautiful on me?
F: My gee. If here were a castle, you would be the princess, my majesty!
A: Thank you! How much is it?
F: It is a little bit costly. It is $100,000,000.
A: Well, it is costly, may I have a discount?
F: Sorry, we sell nothing but the best. And it is on sale now.
A: OK, I will take it. Here is my credit card.
F: Thanks. You are welcomed anytime!
A: Oh my gosh! I am broke!
H. 英语口语考试，有五个情景对话，求大神给出剧本，三分钟，英文最好，中文也行，但求幽默
（自言自语）哦，真是糟糕，居然找不到路了。。（突然看到一个正在看书的女生）你好，同学！我是外国佬，第一次来这里，我可以问你个问题吗？
(automatic speaking) Oh, really bad, I can't find the way.. (suddenly saw a girl is read a Book) Hello, students! I am the foreigner, come here for the first time, may I ask you a question?
（抬起头）额，什么事？
(Tai Qitou) well, what is it?
啊哈，世界之大，能遇见你这样的姑娘真是荣幸啊~~额，（挠头）能告诉我，去厕所的路吗？
Ah, the world is big, can meet you this girl is really honored ah ~ ~ well, (might) tell me, go to the toilet of the road?
哦，天哪，你是眼花了吗？我是女生，怎么会去过男厕所呢？我当然不知道啦
Oh, God, you are dazed? I am a girl, how could have been men's toilet? Of course I don't know
额，在中国，厕所不是在一起的吗？。。。
Well, in China, toilet not together?...
哦，当然不是。这里可没有你那里那么开放
Oh, of course not. Here without you there so open
好吧，我不是那个意思。那么，女厕所在哪里呢？
OK. I didn't mean that. So, where is the toilet?
什么！？你要去女厕所！？
Sorry? Do you want to go to the toilet!?
哦，不，我很急，你能快点告诉我吗？
Oh, no, I'm in a hurry, can you tell me?
好吧，说实话，我也不是本地人，我刚刚来这里度假，所以我无法回答你的问题，抱歉咯
Well, to tell you the truth, I have not a native, I just came here for a holiday, so I can't answer your question, I'm sorry
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I. 急求英语口语对话的小剧本（尽量多一点）
1.At the Birthday Party
MRs Ross: Welcome, Peter. Give me your coat and hat.
PETER: Thank you, Mrs Ross.
MRs Ross: The boys and girls are in the living room. Wait, I'll call John.
JOHN: Hi, Peter. Why are you late?
PETER: My mother made me dress up.
JOHN: That's good. Alice has some pretty friends.
PETER: You know I don't like girls.
PETER: Happy birthday, Alice. Many happy returns of the day. Here's a present for you.
ALIcE: Thank you, Peter. Come into the dining room. I'm going to cut the cake soon.
JOHN: Have some sandwiches , Peter.
PETER: Thanks. John. who's that girl?
JOHN: That's Joan. She's pretty, isn't she? She likes to dance. Ask her to dance.
PETER: Well , I don't know.
JOHN: Don't be afraid. She isn't going to bite you.
PETER: Who's afraid? I'm not afraid.
PETER: Would you like to dance, Joan?
JOAN: Yes , Thank you. I'd like to dance very much.
2.New Year Resolutions
Peter and John are admiring the Christmas decorations on the houses. Peter invites John to see the tree at his house, but , John can't go. He has to buy a present for his mother. Later the boys and Mary talk about New Year resolutions. Peter tells Mary about one she should make. Mary, as you will see, has a good answer for him.
PETER:I'm glad we live in a small town.
JOHN:Why?
PETER:Because the houses look so nice at Christmas time.
JoHN:Yes , they do. Do you have a Christmas tree this year?
PETER: Yes , we have a big tree this year. I bought the decorations at the five-and-ten-centstorel?yesterday. Do you want to come and see it?
JoHN :I can't now because I have to buy a present for my mother.
PTEER: When can you come?
JoHN:I don't know when I can come. I'll let you know later.
MARY:Hi, boys. Are you going to make any New Year resolutions this year?
PETER:No, I never make any.
JOHN: I make them, but I break them the next day. Are you making any, Mary?
MARY: Yes, but I can't tell you what they are.
PETER:You'd better make Qne about losing 20 or 30 pounds.
MARY:Meanie! You'd better make one about saying nice things to girls.