⑴ 求10句地道的英语口语短语
make my day! 成全我吧。
talk business. 谈正题吧 。
C'on. R u killing the clock? 你在拖延时间吗？
Not on your life. 千万别阿！
The tables are turned. Huh?真是风水轮流转啊？
I’m not trying to bust u. 我不打算逼你。
It's my Turf. 这是我的地盘。
U pissed me off. 气死我了！
I’ve got to answer the call of nature. 解个手。（上洗手间的委婉用法）
Don’t tell the same old story. 不要老生常谈。
I'm gonna pop off the hooks。<Slang>我要挂了（翘了）。
I just got on /off work. 我刚上/下班。
I thought as much. 果然不出我所料。
Save your breath! I’m not interested. 别说了，我不感兴趣。
Cut it out. 省省吧。
Cut it off. 闭嘴（给我关掉！）
take the hike。哪边凉快呆哪边去！
No, not in my book. 我看不行。
We’ve got to book. 我们得作了。
Same old deal！ 老规矩！
out of thin air！ 无中生有！
it's just in the air. 还尚而未决呢- -
I’ll pull it out of thin air. 我就勉为其难了。
Don't play nice here. 不要在这里充和事老。
That serves my will. 正有此意阿。
Don’t even think about that! 你想都别想！
It’s your call. 看你的选择了。
Seal the deal！搞定！
Not even close. 一点也不/还差得远呢!
Give me a break! 绕了我吧!
break up with xxxx 和xxx吹了/分手。
stand xxx up 放xxx鸽子。
Hook up the girl/boy。 把妹/凯子。
U can’t just undo it。 你后悔莫及了。
How come？！ 怎么回事，怎么搞得！
Easy does it！=take your time 慢慢来。
Over my dead body！ 休想/除非我死！
Well, r u getting cold feet? 阿喂，你缩了吧?!
Still up? 还没睡?
I wont buy your story！ 我就不信你这套！
Don't play mmy with me. 别装傻/别给我打哑谜。
I blew it！ 我失策了。
Nuts！U scum. 呸！下流
U r going 2 far. 你过分了！
Who wanna？ 谁稀罕！
Cheap skate! 小气鬼！
That rings a bell. 听起来耳熟。
Shoot! 说！
I am all ears. 我洗耳恭听。
Let's bag it. 先把它搁一边/表去管它。
U bet= U betcha. 一定，当然。
Gotcha u！ 你在这儿哪/终于找到你了！
My hands are full right now. 我现在很忙。
I got the blue today. 我今天郁闷啊！
Bottoms up! 干杯！
（以下省略3000字）
⑵ 幽默风趣的一些英语句子
1. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.
钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。
2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个或更多。
6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。
7. The wise never marry，and when they marry they become otherwise..
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。
9. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
11. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后座上的小孩会生出意外，后座上的意外会生出小孩。
12. "Your future depends on your dreams."So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以，还是再睡一会吧。
13. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新的一天，而不是千篇一律地在每个上午都醒来。
14. Hard work never killed any body.But why take the risk？
努力工作不会导致死亡。但为什么要冒险呢？
15. “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
16. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
17. When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
18. A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
19. The more you learn, the more you know;The more you know, the more you forget;The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。
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⑶ 英语幽默短句
is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.
钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个或更多。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise never marry.
聪明人都是未婚的。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后座上的小孩会生出意外，后座上的意外会生出小孩。
"Your future depends on your dreams."So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以，还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新的一天，而不是千篇一律地在每个上午都醒来。
"Hard work never killed any body."But why take the risk？
努力工作不会导致死亡。但为什么要冒险呢？
⑷ 英语日常口语句子（搞笑）
1 Bazingga!逗你玩!
2 That one is taken!人家已经名花有主了!
3.Nice ,very crafty!呀呵,挺狡猾呀!
4 Listen to you!你听听!（说的什么回话啊）
5 Hold your horses ,young man!别猴急啊答年轻人!
⑸ 常用英语对话口语短句
I
see．
我明白了。
2.
I
quit!
我不干了!
3.
Let
go!
放手!
4.
Me
too．
我也是。
5.
My
god!
天哪!
6.
No
way!
不行!
7.
Come
on．
来吧(赶快)
8.
Hold
on．
等一等。
9.
I
agree。
我同意。
10.
Not
bad．
还不错。
11.
Not
yet．
还没。
12.
See
you．
再见。
13.
Shut
up!
闭嘴!
14.
So
long．
再见。
15.
Why
not?
好呀!
(为什么不呢?)
16.
Allow
me．
让我来。
17.
Be
quiet!
安静点!
18.
Cheer
up!
振作起来!
19.
Good
job!
做得好!
20.
Have
fun!
玩得开心!
21.
How
much?
多少钱?
22.
I'm
full．
我饱了。
23.
I'm
home．
我回来了。
24.
I'm
lost．
我迷路了。
25.
My
treat．
我请客。
26.
So
do
I．
我也一样。
27.
This
way。
这边请。
28.
After
you．
您先。
29.
Bless
you!
祝福你!
30.
Follow
me．
跟我来。
31.
Forget
it!
休想!
(算了!)
32.
Good
luck!
祝好运!
33.
I
decline!
我拒绝!
34.
I
promise．
我保证。
35.
Of
course!
当然了!
36.
Slow
down!
慢点!
37.
Take
care!
保重!
38.
They
hurt．
(伤口)疼。
39.
Try
again．
再试试。
40.
Watch
out!
当心。
41.
What's
up?
有什么事吗?
42.
Be
careful!
注意!
⑹ 幽默人生哲理英语短句
An idle youth,an needy age.
少壮不努力，老大徒伤悲
Call your mother on the phone. if you can’t, you may think of her in your heart.
给妈妈打电话，如果不行，至少在心里想着她
Don’t neglect dreams.
请不要忽视梦想
Don’t take to heart every thing you hear. don’t spend all that you have. don’t sleep as long as you want.
不要轻信你听到的每件事，不要花光你的所有，不要想睡多久就睡多久
Fall in love at first sight.
相信一见钟情
Happiness takes no account of time.
欢乐不觉时光过。
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who i am when i am with you.
我爱你不是因为你是谁，而是因为在你面前我可以是谁。
It’s never too late to mend .
亡羊补牢为时不晚
Just because someone doesn‘t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don‘t love you with all they have.
一个人不是你所想般爱你，并不代表那人不是全心全意地爱你。
Love deeply and ardently, even if there is pain, but this is theway to make your life complete.
深情热烈地爱，也许会受伤，但这是使人生完整的唯一方法
Never judge people by their appearance.
永远不要以貌取人
No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won‘t make you cry.
没有男人或女人值得你为他（她）流眼泪的（转载自第一范文网 http://www.diyifanwen.com，请保留此标记。），值得的那一位，舍不得让你哭。
Nothing venture,nothing have .
没有冒险就没有收获
Remember that the man who can shoulder the most risk will gain the deepest love and the supreme accomplishment.
记住：那些敢于承担最大风险的人才能得到最深的爱和最大的成就
Remember what life tells you.
熟记生活告诉你的一切
Set a thief to catch a thief.
以毒攻毒。
Small gains bring great wealth.
小益聚大财，薄利成巨富。
Soft words butter no parsnips.
画饼充饥。
Speed is the soldier’s asset.
兵贵神速。
Suspicion is the poison of true friendship.
猜疑伤害莫逆之交。
Sweet discourse makes short days and nights.
言语投机恨时短。
There‘s always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
这个世界永远都会有一些伤害你的人，你要做的就是继续去信人和小心你下次信的人。
Virtue is her own reward.
为善最乐。
Well began,half done .
好的开始是成功的一半
Whenever you say” i love you”, please say it honestly.
无论何时说“我爱你”，请真心实意
Whevever you say” i’m sorry”, please look into the other person’s eyes.
无论何时说“对不起”，请看对方的眼睛
⑺ 英语口语短句
401. He neither smokes nor drinks． 他既不抽烟也不喝酒。
402. He ran his horse up the hill． 他策马跑上小山。
403. He reminds me of his brother. 他使我想起了他的弟弟。
404. He was efficient in his work． 他工作效率高。
405. He will do anything but work．只要不是干活，他干什么都行。
406. His father runs a restaurant． 他的父亲经营一家餐馆。
407. I have something to tell you． 我有事要告诉你。
408. I smelled a smell of cooking． 我闻到了烧菜做饭的味道。
409. I want to see the film again． 我真想再看一遍。
410. I've got too much work to do． 我要做的工作太多了。
411. Let's go for a walk，shall we? 咱们出去走走，好吗?
412. Please let me check the bill． 请让我核对一下帐单。
413. Plenty of sleep is healthful． 充足的睡眠有益于健康。
414. The sun comes up in the east． 太阳从东方升起。
415. This is because we feel pain． 这是因为我们能感到疼痛。
416. What do you desire me to do? 你想要我做什么?
417. What you said was quite true. 你所说的完全符合事实。
418. You can either stay or leave． 你或者留下或者离开。
419. Your life is your own affair． 你的生活是你自己的事。
420. All that glitters is not gold． 发闪光的不全是黄金。
421. Are you going to have a party? 你要举行聚会吗?
422. Aren't you concerned about it? 难道你不担心吗?
423. Don't forget to keep in touch． 别忘了保持联系。
424. He broke his words once again. 他又一次违背了诺言。
425. He is in his everyday clothes． 他穿着平常的衣服。
426. He is taller than I by ahead． 他比我高一头。
427. He led them down the mountain． 他带他们下山。
428. He was trained to be a lawyer． 他被培养成一名律师。
429. I am afraid that l have to go． 我要走了。
430. I don't have any cash with me． 我身上没带现金。
431. I have been putting on weight． 我开始发胖了。
432. I have just finished the book． 我刚刚读完这本书。
433. I was late for work yesterday， 我昨天上班迟到了。
434. It appears to be a true story． 这故事似乎是真的。
435. I've got to start working out． 我必须开始做健身运动了。
436. Japan is to the east of China． 日本在中国的东部。
437. John asked Grace to marry him， 约翰向格雷斯求婚。
438. My watch is faster than yours． 我的表比你的表快。
439. New China was founded in l949． 1949年新中国成立。
440. Thanks for your flattering me． 多谢你的夸奖。
441. They charged the fault on him． 他们把过失归咎于他。
442. This car is in good condition． 这车性能很好。
443. This work itself is very easy． 这件工作本身很容易。
444. Truth is the daughter of time． 时间见真理。
445. follow your own heart! 幸福要自己去争取。
446. make arous effort！ 努力奋斗！