❶ 最简单的英语阅读理解，
短文大意：来
“一个工作在源小办公室的职员发现办公室里的文件多得放不下了。
于是，他给经理写了个纸条，建议经理把旧的用不着的文件都拿走毁掉。
经理回复他说可以，不过在毁掉之前，这个职员必须要把所有的文件都复制一遍。”
经理回答巧妙，文件重要，不能销毁。
补充：
您原先的问题问的是：
“幽默在哪里啊 是说这个经理回答地很巧妙、， 那些文件都很重要、不能销毁，， 还是在讽刺经理啊 ？”
既然您问了幽默在哪里，那就应该是在短文的最后总经理说的话里。既然是幽默短文，知道乐在何处就行了，不用分析公司管理体制等内容了。否则分析的内容就多了。
补充：
应该是选“A”。不过不是说明经理愚蠢，题目的意思是“经理的话对那个职员有什么意义”。那肯定是“没意义”了。
❷ 我要一篇短的，简单的英语阅读（一年级的）
What do like？ I Iike apple.
❸ 英语阅读（简短，仅一个问题）
B.Jim
Boy:...I...am
my
father这句可以看出，童言无忌。。。。我是我
爸爸，可爱的孩子，谎言穿帮啦，所以他是JIM
本人，文中没有提到其他人，所以不选
❹ 英语简单的小阅读5~10篇
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❺ 简单的英文短文
1.Yesterday was my birthday, so some of my classmates sent me presents. Mother prepared a tea party for me. I invited all of them to come and take part in it.The tea party began at half past six. There were cold drinks and refreshments. We ate, talked and laughed. We felt that we were the happiest men in the world
昨天是我生日，所以有几位我的同班同学送我礼。母亲给我准备一个茶会。我邀请他们都前来参加。茶会下午六点半开始。有冷饮和点心。我们又吃又谈又笑。我们觉得是世界上最快乐的人。。
2.I like the Chinese new year better than any other festival. This is a time especially for rest and joy. I need not study. I wear good clothes and eat good food. I have a good time from morning till night. I am as happy as a king.
我喜欢中国新年比喜欢其它任何节日更甚。这是一个专为休息和欢乐的时间。我不需要读书。我穿好衣服，吃好东西。我每天从早到晚日子过得轻松愉快。我和上帝一样快乐。
3.No sooner had the witer vacation begun than I returned to my native town. Of course I
must make good use of it;.In the morning I reviewed my lessons and read newspapers or magazines. In the afternoon I played ball games with my friends or went fishing in the river. At night I watched television with my family. hardly had the clock on the wall struck ten when I went to bed.
寒假刚一开始，我就回故乡了。自然我须好好利用它。 早晨我复习功课并阅读报纸或杂志。下午我和朋友打球，或去河中钓鱼。晚上我就和家人看看电视。墙上的钟刚敲十下，我就去睡觉了。
4.I live very happily today! In the morning, it is very fine! Then I climb the mountain with family, the air on the mountain is very fresh, the flowers plants and trees on the mountain all seem extremely beautiful. Coming back home in the evening, family and I sat and watched TV together, we are returning and eating the fruit while chatting, the whole family is happy and harmonious!
今天我过得非常开心！早上，天气非常好！于是我和家人一起去登山，山上的空气非常清新，山上的花草树木都显得格外美丽。晚上回到家，我与家人坐在一起看电视，我们还一边聊天一边吃着水果，全家其乐融融！
❻ 一篇简单的英语阅读
明明只是说序号，也能发笑……有点夸张地说两人被困，是在无聊,用老掉牙的笑话自娱自乐……
笑话没讲好，所以不笑，对应这种情况下就是那个数字没念好……囧……
❼ 超级简单的英语阅读!!
1It happened at night.
2The couple carried the flower in the car and a bookshelf on the car.
3The bookshelf was like a coffin.
4The police saw they were taking flowers and a bookshelf just looked like a coffin,also,they drove very slowly.
5The police may think somebody had died in the author's family.So they must take the coffin.<棺材>
❽ 求一篇简单的英语阅读理解
"If you want to see a thing well, reach out (伸出手) and touch it!" That may seem a strange thing to say. But touching things can help you to see them better. Your eyes can tell you that a glass ball is round. But by holding it in your hands, you can feel how smooth (光滑) and cool the ball is. You can feel how heavy the glass is. When you feel all these about the ball, you really see it. With your skin, you can feel better. For example, your fingers can tell the difference between two coins (硬币) in your pocket. You can feel a little drop of water on the back of your hand, too. All children soon learn what "Don't touch!" means. They hear it often. Yet most of us keep on touching things as we grow up. In shops, we touch things as we might buy: food, clothes. To see something well, we have to touch it. There are ways of learning to see well by feeling. One way is to close your eyes and try to feel everything that is touching your skin. Feel the shoes on your feet, the clothes on your body, the air on your skin. At first, it is not easy to feel these things. You are too used to (习惯于) them! Most museums are just for looking. But today some museums have some things to touch. Their signs say, "Do touch!" There you can feel everything on show. If we want to see better, reach out and touch. Then you will really see! 41. By touching things, . A. you will have a strange feeling B. you will learn how to reach out your hand C. you can tell the difference of the things D. you can tell what colours they are 42. When people buy things in shops, they often . A. try them on first B. keep their right hands on them C. ask about them D. feel and touch them 43. Why does it say "At first, it is not easy to feel there things"? Because . A. the things are used by people, too B. people feel the things too often C. people know how to use the things D. the things are easy to feel 44. Which of the following is true? A. Touching is more important than seeing. B. Our feet, fingers, hands and skin can help us buy food. C. People have to learn to see by feeling as they grow up. D. Visitors can feel the things on show in some museums. 45. Which of the following can be the best title of the story? A. Touching by Feeling B. To See or to Feel? C. To See Better — Feel D. Ways of Feeling 答案哦: 1.c(But touching things can help you to see them better. ) 但接触事情可以帮助你去更好的认识它 2.d(In shops, we touch things as we might buy: food, clothes. To see something well, we have to touch it. ) 在商场里,我们接触的事情一定是我们买的东西 比如:食品,衣服..要好好了解一些事情,我们就有必要去接触它 3.b(At first, it is not easy to feel these things. You are to used to (习惯于) them! ) 首先,感觉这些事情不是很容易,你因该去习惯他们 4.d("Do touch!" There you can feel everything on show. If we want to see better, reach out and touch. Then you will really see! ) "不要接触他们!"这是你的想法，如果你想去更好的了解它,去找到它并接触.然后你就会了解它了. 5.c (因为是讲感受事物的,所以我觉的是这个哦``) 除了题目 其余都手打... 累死 分好少 但是我的回答不是全中文... 不过我很喜欢帮助人。. 便宜你咯.... 希望可以帮助你 分希望可以给我
❾ 英语简单的小阅读5~10篇 也要有答案的,
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