Ⅰ 英语笑话一则 请问各位是否有语法上错误
“that
runs
very
fast”中的that
应该换成which
回答一下2L，你把它翻译成中文就知道了，公鹿变成了高速公路……
Ⅱ 求英语句子语法因翻译错误的笑话
英国威尔士郡斯旺西官员一时疏忽，将写有“我不在办公室”的路标赫然立在回路口旁。
法新社答1日报道，根据相关规定，威尔士所有路标均应用英语和威尔士语两种文字标识。
斯旺西当地一名官员发送电子邮件请人帮忙将“居民区，重型车辆禁止入内”译成威尔士语。收到回信后，这名工作人员未经确认就把回信内容打印，制成标牌，立在一处路口旁。
这名工作人员没想到，他当时收到的是一封系统自动回复邮件，内容为“我不在办公室，请发送任何需要翻译的文件”。
懂威尔士语的当地人注意到标牌后，立即向有关部门指出问题。斯旺西政府一名发言人说：“一意识到翻译错误，我们立即将它取下。正确路标将尽快就位。”
Ⅲ 关于英语语法有哪些小笑话
一位在美的留学生，想要考国际驾照。在考试时因为过于紧张，看到地上标线是向左转，仍然不放心地问考官：“turn left？”考官答：“right。”于是他立刻向右转。很抱歉他只有下次再来。
某人刻苦学习英语，终有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞，忙说：“I am sorry。”
老外应道：“I am sorry too。”
某人听后又道：“I am sorry three。”
老外不解，问：“Whatareyousorryfor？”
某人无奈，道：“I am sorry five。”
有个老外到唐山去旅游，住在当地一户农家里。早上起来，看见院子里有只猫，就逗猫玩，这时候这户人家的老太太出来了，就说：“鼓捣猫呢？”老外还以为是问“早上好”，于是就回了一句“Good morning！”
到了晚上，老太太看见这老外又在洗衣服，就说：鼓捣衣服呢？老外 赶 紧 又 回 答 一 句 ：“Good evening！”心里那个佩服，中国人厉害，连老太太英语都说得这么好！
深夜，老外泡了一杯牛奶，准备喝完睡觉，又被老太太看见了，问老外：“鼓捣奶呢？”老外一听，连“Good night”都会说，彻底晕菜。
Ⅳ 哪位大侠帮忙用英语翻译一下以下这段话急用，英语不好，怕语法错了，闹笑话。
Nicholas:
Your company has good relationship with my company for a long time, even though there was a few issues, but they has been settled through our joint efforts
Yesterday, I got a message said this year on February 5, there was an export that did'n't pay.And this Thursday the state administration of foreign exchange company will come to our company for audit. These events are very powerful, could you please help to arrange the loan as soon as possible.
Wish our cooperation goes well as before.
Thank you very much!
Ⅳ 有没有什么关于英语[两国语言]语法不同所造成的笑话
21、 HOW ARE YOU？怎么是你？ HOW OLD ARE YOU？怎么老是你？
22、 一位中国学生在美国加州目睹了一起交通事故，由于好奇，一直没有离开，警察来了以后问他知不知道事情的经过。He said ：one car come one car go，two car peng peng， one car die。 一天小强去看电影，到了电影售票处，发现一个老外和售票小姐连说带比得好 半天，就自告奋勇的上前做翻译，售票小姐说：麻烦你告诉她，现在坐票售完了 只剩下站票，如果要看要站着看。小强转头就对老外说：No Sit see，Stand see. Ifsee，stand see.老外回答说：sorry I don‘tunderstand your English.小强就对售票小姐说：哦，他说他不懂英文。
23、今天早上上班赶公共汽车，到站台的时候，汽车已经启动。于是我只好边追边喊： “师傅，等等我！师傅，等等我！” 这时一乘客从车窗探出头来冲我说了句：“悟空，你就别追了。” 差点笑背过气去。
24、银行名称新解 中国建设银行 CBC (Construction Bank of China)：存不存？ 中国银行 BC （Bank of China)：不存。 中国农业银行 ABC (Agriculture Bank of China)：啊，不存？！ 中国工商银行 ICBC (Instry and Commercial Bank of China)： 爱存不存！ 还是工商大哥牛啊～～
Ⅵ 英语笑话一则请问各位是否有语法上错误
请补全问题，我是英语本科生，四级分数547，虽然分数一般，但是足以解决基本常见英语问题
Ⅶ 这是一个笑话，急求翻译成英语的，语法要正确，真的很急！有点长，对不起。谢谢！
The story happened ring the second world war. In a train in a carriage, four people: a beautiful girl, an old lady, a German officer and a Nigeria people. They sat in the car who also didn't talk. The train is going forward, suddenly entered a tunnel, the compartment becomes dark, at this moment, a kiss and the sound of a slap sound carriage. The train went through the tunnel, the car is still very quiet, different is the German officer face more than a slap in the.
Beautiful girl thinks: This German harbour evil designs, but I think dear dear to the old lady, deserve!
The old lady thought: the Germans really unreasonable, want to take the little girl's cheap, deserve!
German officer thought: the Nigeria people are really bold, hide to get fast, harm I got a slap in the face.
Nigeria people think: I kissed the back of my hand, and beat the Germans slap, real gas!
Ⅷ 英语语法错误带来的笑话
aback attempts to box-haul his ship.
Ⅸ 急需经典英语语法笑话
I Caught Every Step
Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging down the stairs. He jumped up, ran to the hall, and discovered his schoolboy son sprawled on the floor.
Did you miss a step? asked his dad.
No, I caught every blessed one! came the bitter answered.
我一级也没漏
布朗先生在看晚报，忽然传来一阵什么东西从楼上摔下来的响声。他跳了起来，跑到厅里，发现自己上了学的儿子四角朝天地躺在地上。
你是不是踩漏了一级台阶？爸爸问。
不，我每一级都撞上了，一级也没有漏掉！儿子痛苦地回答。
Two Birds
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
两只鸟
老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman siting on a bench, passionately kissing.
"Why don't you do that?" said the wife.
"Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman!"
中文：
一对在公园散步的夫妇注意到坐在长凳上的那对年轻男女正在热烈地接吻。
“为什么你不能那样做呢？”妻子说。
“亲爱的，”她丈夫回答，“我又不认识那个女人！”
Ⅹ 英语翻译 句子是：她的笑话让我们感到开心,注意翻译英文的句子里不能有语法错误
Her jokes make us （very） happy!这样就可以了,feel来不用翻译出来