『壹』 一些英語的翻譯，要盡量口語化些哦，是小品的一些對話···謝謝！
Let's go as planned. Never let others know what we're thinking.
You're drunk.
Over there. Watch your steps.
Please enjoy your dinner.
Please do not tell my boss, or I'll lose this job.
We were wrong. (It was our fault.)
Wish us good luck!
『貳』 英語小品5分鍾左右
英語小品劇本,看看有你要的嗎
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『叄』 英語小品劇本
P: There 』 s a hole in my back tooth. A filling has fallen out. A tooth that has been filled in Shanghai has started to hurt.
D: Do you have any pain? Does the tooth hurt when coming in contact with sweet or cold things?
P: It hurts just a little.
D: It is a deep cavity, we 』 ll have an x-ray taken of that tooth just to make sure about the apex （牙尖） . If it is in good condition, I 』 ll treat it.
This tooth can be filled.
D: I 』 ll clean it now. Let me know if it hurts. Bite please. Now open your mouth again. Do you feel anything abnormal when you clench your teeth? Please come here for polishing after two or three days.
『肆』 急求一大學英語小品劇本。。四個女生的。。短些、、、很急啊。。謝謝。。
主題：英語短劇：TheFoxandtheTiger（狐假虎威）英語短劇：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威） 作者: 尚麗娟
T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear
Tiger: I』 a great tiger. I』m very strong. I』m very brave. I』m the king of the forest.But now I』m very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I』ll die immediately. Oh, there』s nothing here. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly)
Fox: I』m a fox. You can see, I』m pretty and lovely. I』m good at cheating 0and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is!
Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal.
Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you?
Tiger: Not so good. I』m very hungry now. I want to eat you.
Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I』m the king of the forest! I』m the king of the forest! If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now.
Tiger: She is the king. She is cheating me. I can』t belive her. I』m the king of the forest here.
Fox: If you don』t believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest.
Tiger: Ok. Let』s go.
Rabbit: I』m a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. Ah, a big turnip. Oh! It』s too hard. I can』t pull it out.
Bird: I』m a bird.
Rabbit: Hi!
Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you?
Rabbit: Yes, please.
Frog: I』m a frog. Hello! What are you doing here? What can I do for you?
R&B: Yes, come on!
Frog : Ok! I』m coming!
Bear: I』m a big brown bear. Hello, everyone! What are you doing here?
R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr. Bear! You are so strong. Please come here. There is a big turnip. We are all puling it out. Please come and help us.
Bear: Ok! I』m coming.
Fox: Hello, Bear!
Bear: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Hello, Frog!
Frog: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Hello, Bird!
Bird: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Hello, Rabbit!
Rabbit: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Tiger, Now, you see. They are so frightened! They all run away!
Tiger: Yes, you are right. It』s true. I』m very sorry. You are the king of the forest. That』s all right. I will run away. He is the king. He is the king.
Fox: Wa! There is a big turnip. Now, the turnip belongs to me.
『伍』 英語小品（3人）
w.bush: doctor, what is wrong with my brain?
doctor: your brain is perfectly ok.
w.bush: how come?
doctor: you are the same as everybody else, having right brain and life brain.
w.bush: and?
doctor: but yours is even far bether than all the others.
w.bush: oh?
doctor: yes, sir, everybody』 brain is not seperated so perfect. but yours is an exception.
w.bush: tell me how could it be an exception, not because I am the head of USA. I hope.
doctor: sir, your brain is really seperated completely, there is nothing right in your left brain, and there is nothing left in your right brain.
『陸』 關於英語的小品劇本
聖誕節------（上帝要求）我們過的一種節日，是用來慶祝大量砍樹和花錢的。 聖誕節前夕，聖誕老人和一位清廉的政治人物，以及一位心地善良的律師在一家高級飯店一同等電梯。 門還未開之前，三人同時看到地上有一張新台幣1000元的鈔票，猜猜誰會撿起它？ 回答：當然是聖誕老人！ 為什莫？因為大家都知道另外兩者並不存在。 若聖誕老人的馴鹿吃掉了你的鉛筆，你該怎麽辦？ 回答：用鋼筆。 聖誕老人喜歡字花園里做什麼？ 回答：鋤地。（英語中hoe和ho同音，hoe是鋤草之意，ho則是聖誕老人的笑聲。 什麼東西聖誕老人可以分發出去，自己卻還留著？ 回答：感冒 Christmas day ------ (God requests) we for one kind of holiday, isuses for to celebrate massively chops the tree and spends. Christmas day eve, Santa Claus and an incorruptible political figure,as well as a good-hearted attorney in a high-quality hotel same levelelevator. Before the gate has not opened, three people simultaneously saw onhas 新台幣 1,000 Yuan bills, guessed who can pick it? Replied: Certainly is Santa Claus! For is assorted not? Because everybody knew other two certainly doesnot exist. If Santa Claus's caribou has eaten your pencil, how you should manage? Replied: With fountain pen. What does Santa Claus like in the character garden making? Replied: Hoe place. (In English hoe and the ho unison, hoe is meaningof the hoe grass, ho is Santa Claus's laughter. What thing Santa Claus may distribute, own actually also areremaining? Replied: Cold
『柒』 關於英語小品
4人的沒找到 有5人的(帶中文翻譯)
A(衣衫襤褸） B（衣著光鮮） C小花 E椅子 F新聞記者
B坐在E上吃東西，A一乞丐上前
A：先生，先生，請給我些麵包，謝謝，我餓得不行了。
B：（厭惡）讓開，讓開。（然後便起身離開，這時他的錢包掉到E上頭了）
A：先生，先生（A看見後，立即拾起，追上了走遠的B）
B：讓開，讓開啊，我沒吃的了，也沒錢了（看也不看A，仍自顧自地走了）
C：他真愚蠢啊
A：可……先生……您聽我說……（仍拉著B衣服的後擺）
B：挖，你這人怎麼這么討厭！（還是沒有回頭看A一眼）
C：椅子啊，你會不會覺得剛剛坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？
E：唉，人總是這么愚蠢啊~~~~
與此同時A與B還在糾纏，這時E終於隱忍不住爆發了。
E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎麼這么傻啊。
A與B同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E，嚇昏過去了。這一幕恰巧被經過的F看見了。於是F就報道了這一事件。
F：大家好，我是新聞記者F，今天我看見了一個奇異的現象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。
F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什麼不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？
A：對不起，我不知道「錢包」這個單詞怎麼講……
F：通過這一事件，我們可以認識到，掌握一門外語的重要性，以及金錢給人類帶來的影響。是嗎，椅子？
E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拚命點頭）
C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他們弄傻了.
A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.
B:get away,get away,dirty man.
A:sir,sir!!
B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.
C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?
A:but....sir....please listen to me.....
B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!
C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.
E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.
E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?
F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.
B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet? 提交回答
A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "錢包" in english......
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?
E:yes,yes.
C:ai,men is so silly.
希望你能採納我的答案 祝你生活一帆風順 學習進步
『捌』 玩qq飛車的過程中的大學英語口語對話 准備表演一個英語小品，是在玩qq飛車過程中的對話，30句左右
?英語小品，內容是玩QQ飛車時的對話?
那你就想一個話題，玩QQ飛車的時候和隊友聊聊，然後把對話記錄下來，翻譯成英語不就好了
『玖』 校園英語小品劇本
羊肉串和納稅人（英文小品）
Characters:
Mr. Shi, Xiaofu, Dabao
Mr. Shi: Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue. There is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20 years. Now, the tax collector, Xiaofu, and the tax payer Dabao, a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very change. The first Act happened in 1980s.
Act I
(in Bazaar of Beijing, sanlihe, 1980s)
Dabao: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten one, want nine.
Hi, Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up, )
Xiaofu: Tax! Pay the tax!
Dabao: (change faces)
Taxi? Where is the taxi? Here』s no taxi.
Xiaofu: Tax! T---A ---X!
Dabao: What』s the tax? I just know taxi! Do you want me to call a taxi for you?
Taxi----! Taxi----!
Xiaofu: Enough! Are you the vendor?
Dabao: No , No, No, no! I 'm just have a look. The vendor has gone to the toilet.
Xiaofu: Not the vendor ? Impossible! you 've been here for 2 hours.
Dabao: Really ? (Xiaofu: Yes, of course.)
How do you know it?
Xiaofu: The window of my office is open to here and I 've been looking at you for two hours.
Dabao: It』s a big bug!
Xiaofu: Oh. Don』t waste my time! Please pay the tax---- 10 Yuan!
Dabao: 10 yuan?! My god. I had just earned 20 Yuan one day! 5 Yuan, ok?
Xiaofu: Don't cheat me, you've sold more than 2 hundred ones.
Dabao: 6yuan, my dear sisiter.
7Yuan, my lovely beauty.
Dabao: Not for you ,not for me, let's split the difference. 8 yuan ,ok ?
Xiaofu: (looking around) All right ,a deal. But no receipt.
(Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left)
Dabao: What a smart woman! Bad luck! I』m bankrupt. I have to change my place.
Hope I would not meet her any more! Let』s go!
Act II
Mr. Shi: The next scene happened in new century. China had been marching in the way of the market economy for twenty years more, in the new era of building the well-off society in an all-round way, how do the vendor regard tax as and how is the tax collected? The scene will tell you.
Let』s enjoy it!
(In the market; Dabao in white clothes ,a board with "NO SARS")
Dabao:: Yangrouchuan, yangrouchuan. Eaten one, want nine. Eaten one, want nine.
Xiaofu: Hi,
Dabao: Hi.
Two: What a familiar face.
Two: It』s you!
Dabao: 10 years past, you are a still a tax collector.
Xiaofu: 10 years past, you still sell Yangrouchuan.
How is your business?
Dabao: Everything is OK!
10 years past, you are still beautiful lady in Sanlihe of Beijing.
Xiaofu: 10 years past, you and your Yangrouchuan look more clean than 20 years before.
Dabao: Thank you. No SARS, no dirtiness; Serve people, serve me.
Xiaofu: Great! Have you……
Dabao: Married? I 『m not married; I』m still single.
Xiaofu: Have you claimed your tax this month?
Dabao: What? Taxi? Oh, tax! Of course. I should pay the tax of 50 Yuan this month and I have claimed at the begin of this month.
Xioafu: Your receipt, please.
Dabao: (shows the receipt )
Here you are, I have paid my tax in the tax service center by computer.
Xiaofu: Great! What a good taxpayer you are.
Dabao: Thank you. It is my ty. I』m proud of myself to pay the tax for our country.
Xiaofu: Yeah! The tax you paid is a share of our country』s economy, and you do a lot for Olympics of Beijing!
Dabao: Let』s do it together! . It』s said that, Don't ask what your country can do for you but ask what you can do for your country. Just like me, sell Yangrouchuan, and pay the Tax for ten years more.
Xiaofu: You 're the loveliest people in new century!
Dabao: Thank you! And you 're the loveliest tax collector in new era!
X: Excuse me, and I have to go now. Bye-bye.
D: A moment, are you free tomorrow evening? Could I have a dinner with you?
Xiaofu: Well, may I have the company of my husband?
Dabao: No, no, no problem. 6 o』clock in the evening, Beichuanyuan, ok?
Xiaofu: just a kidding. I have to go home now.(leaves)
Dabao, See you tomorrow.
Dabao: Hope to see you everyday.
The End
『拾』 【英語小品劇本】
SW-白雪公主 Q-皇後 M-魔鏡 H-獵人P-白馬王子 D-小矮人 音樂起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn』t love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king』s palace: ----白雪出場 S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ? 音樂起，皇後、魔鏡出場 Q: I am a queen , I』m very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who』s the most beautiful ? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you ! Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white . 獵 人 出 場 H: Yes, my queen 音樂起，獵人追趕白雪，公主驚慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please ! 白雪順利脫逃後 S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down. 音樂起，7個小矮人出場， D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food---- 2\Somebody drank my water---- 3\Someone is sleeping now---- 4\What a beautiful girl!---- 小矮人睡覺----音樂起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----對話 5\How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you! D:（齊說）Nice to meet you ,too---- 6\ welcome to our house!---- 7\Would you like to live here? S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let』s go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white. 皇後、魔鏡出場 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who』s the most beautiful? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you! Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea! 音樂起，皇後扮演老太太出場，對話 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma! 白雪公主咬一口後倒地 Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出場、圍著公主哭 Snow white wake up, wake up… 音樂起，小矮人引著王子出場 P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen! 王子喚醒公主，公主醒了 P：Wake up ! Wake up , my queen ! S.w: Thank you for your help ! P: My pleasure ! 音樂起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起歡快的舞