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『壹』 3分鍾的英語口語,150個字這里就好了

我的學校是中復外合作辦制學考試口語兩分鍾提前准備好的話題演講得200-230字如果是准備的幻燈片的presentation要求4-5分鍾
你大概需要430-450字你要的3-4分鍾據我推測應該要300-350字如果是給幾個話題
提前准備的可以提前脫稿用秒錶算算時間還有可能如果你緊張的話
忘詞會造成誤差
還有緊張的氣氛下不知道你是越說越快還是越說越慢演講時要注意眼神交流還有適當的手勢

『貳』 英語幽默小故事三分鍾,英語口語測試難不難

幽默小故事一:慎重許願

Be Careful What You Wish For

A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.

During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.

The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.

Next, it was the husband『s turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I『d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."

The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.

慎重許願

一對結婚25周年的夫妻在慶祝他們六十歲的生日。他們恰好在同一天出生。

慶祝活動中,一位仙女出現了。她說,由於他們是已經結婚25年的恩愛夫妻,因此她給許給這對夫妻每個人一個願望。

妻子想周遊世界。仙女招了招手。「呯!」的一聲,她的手中出現了一張票。

接下來該丈夫許願了。他猶豫片刻,害羞地說,「那我想要一位比我年輕30歲的女人。」

仙女拾起了魔術棒。「呯!」,他變成了90歲。


幽默小故事二:袋鼠與籠子

(Kangaroos and the Cage)

One day the staff members of a zoo called a meeting to discuss the problem--how to deal with the kangaroos that were found out of the cage. They came to the conclusion that the cage was placed too low and decided to raise it from one to two meters high. But the next day the kangaroos were still at large and they again raised the cage to three meters.

有一天,動物園的管理員們發現袋鼠從籠子里跑出來了, 於是開會討論,一致認為是籠子的高度過低,所以他們決定將籠子的高度由原來的1米加高到2米。結果第二天他們發現,袋鼠還是跑到外面來,所以他們又決定再將高度加高到3米。

Quite beyond their expectation the next morning they saw the kangaroos still free to go about. They were alarmed and determined to go to all the length by raising the cage to the height of ten meters.

沒想到隔天居然又看到袋鼠全跑到外面,於是管理 員們大為緊張,決定一不做二不休,將籠子的高度加高到10米。

Later a giraffe, while chatting with some kangaroos, asked them, 「Do you think they will go on raising your cage?」

一天,長頸鹿和幾只袋鼠在閑聊,「你們看,這些人 會不會再繼續加高你們的籠子?」長頸鹿問。

「Hard to say,」 said a kangaroo, 「if they continue forgetting to fasten the cage door.」

「很難說。」袋鼠說,「如果他們再繼續忘記關門的話!」

『叄』 求英語口語,三分鍾,兩人對話,要簡單的

3。 A和B都是大學畢業生。滿足你對校園和抱怨歧視你
在求職過程中有經驗豐富的申請。專
5。 A和B是偉大的屬人民的故事講述在/運動/科藝。這個故事出納員嘗試
誰聽眾留下深刻印象的表現感到驚訝和興趣。
6。 A是英國/美國/印度遊客,而B是土生土長的公民。 A問
B關於法律/約會海關/宗教存在,並顯示出信念關於B的回答和懷疑。
7。一個是客戶和B的家庭清潔機器人/迷你書掃描儀的銷售人員。乙嘗試
確保一個誰是它的破裂和其他問題的可能性表示關注。
9。 A和B正在討論是否假期是一個很好的時間來表達感激之情,哪些
節日是最合適的。

『肆』 求幾篇英文故事,正常語速能在3分鍾左右講完,我要去參加口語比賽,所以想要新穎一些,怕和別人撞了,初

A wolf on his rambles came to a field of oats, but, but being able to eat them. He was passing on his way when a horse came along. "Look," said the Wolf, "here's huge field of oats. For your sake I have left it untouched, and I shall greatly enjoy the sound of your teeth munching the ripe grain." But the horse replied, "If wolves could eat oats. my friend, you would hardly have inlged your ears at the cost of your belly."

There is no virtue in giving to others what is useless to oneself.

一隻狼溜達著來到一個麥田,然而,狼並不吃大麥,看見一匹馬走過來,他便讓開了。狼對馬說:「看吧,這是一塊巨大的麥田,為了給你留著,我都沒敢動。而且,我非常喜歡聽你牙齒咀嚼成熟麥穗的聲音。」然而,馬卻回答說:「朋友,如果狼能吃大麥,你就未必喜歡聽我吃麥穗的聲音了。」

將已所不欲施與他人,並無美德可言。

『伍』 老師要求英語口語考試 兩三分鍾的口語展示 有什麼好的形式嗎

Everybody good afternoon:.
First of all thank the teacher gave me a story in my own future ideal job.
Everyone has a dream job. My dream is to become a boss, own a company.
In order to achieve my dreams, I need to find a good job, to accumulate some experience and wealth, it is the necessary things
Of course, in the school good achievement and rich knowledge is also very important. Good achievement and rich experience can let me work to make the right choice, have more opportunities and achievements.
At the same time, communication is very important, because it determines whether my company has a good future development. So I need to exercise their communicative ability. I need to use all of the free time to learn all.
Because I believe, there is nothing in the world can shake my determination.
You will be successful, as your own efforts.
So seize the time, we have no time to waste.
Nothing in the world can change their patience ( confidence ).

各位同學下午好:
首先很感謝老師給了我一個講述我自己未來理想工作的機會。
每個人心中都有一個自己理想的工作。我的夢想是將來成為一名老闆,擁有一個屬於自己的公司。
為了完成自己的夢想,我需要找到一個好的工作,用來積累一些經驗和財富,這是必要的事情。
當然,在學校里好的成績和豐富的知識也是非常重要的。好的成績和豐富的經驗能讓我在工作中做出正確的選擇,擁有更多的機會和成就。
同時,交際能力也是非常重要的,因為這決定著自己公司未來是否擁有一個好的發展。所以自己需要鍛煉自己的交際能力。自己需要利用一切的空閑時間來學習一切。
因為我相信,世界上沒有什麼能動搖我的決心。(這是轉載他人的希望能幫到你)

『陸』 求英語口語口試對話示例,三分鍾的口語對話

A:hi,I 'm a Chinese freshman.My major is English.nice to meet you.
B:nice to meet you too.I'm the English student ,majoring Chinese.
A: I have trouble in spoken English,Could you give me some suggestions.
B: sure,we'd better speak English as more as we can so as to develop a sense of language.communicating more with native English speakers is regarded as one of the effective ways.
A:thank you for your suggestions.
B:you are welcome.

『柒』 英語口語考試,有五個情景對話,求大神給出劇本,三分鍾,英文最好,中文也行,但求幽默

(自言自語)哦,真是糟糕,居然找不到路了。。(突然看到一個正在看書的女生)你好,同學!我是外國佬,第一次來這里,我可以問你個問題嗎?
(automatic speaking) Oh, really bad, I can't find the way.. (suddenly saw a girl is read a Book) Hello, students! I am the foreigner, come here for the first time, may I ask you a question?
(抬起頭)額,什麼事?
(Tai Qitou) well, what is it?
啊哈,世界之大,能遇見你這樣的姑娘真是榮幸啊~~額,(撓頭)能告訴我,去廁所的路嗎?
Ah, the world is big, can meet you this girl is really honored ah ~ ~ well, (might) tell me, go to the toilet of the road?
哦,天哪,你是眼花了嗎?我是女生,怎麼會去過男廁所呢?我當然不知道啦
Oh, God, you are dazed? I am a girl, how could have been men's toilet? Of course I don't know
額,在中國,廁所不是在一起的嗎?。。。
Well, in China, toilet not together?...
哦,當然不是。這里可沒有你那裡那麼開放
Oh, of course not. Here without you there so open
好吧,我不是那個意思。那麼,女廁所在哪裡呢?
OK. I didn't mean that. So, where is the toilet?
什麼!?你要去女廁所!?
Sorry? Do you want to go to the toilet!?
哦,不,我很急,你能快點告訴我嗎?
Oh, no, I'm in a hurry, can you tell me?
好吧,說實話,我也不是本地人,我剛剛來這里度假,所以我無法回答你的問題,抱歉咯
Well, to tell you the truth, I have not a native, I just came here for a holiday, so I can't answer your question, I'm sorry
額……
The amount of......

『捌』 求美劇中兩人的搞笑對話~英語口語課要用,2到3分鍾就好!

1、 我不需要那些不如我的人對我的肯定。
1、i don』t need validation from lesser minds.
2、 火箭科學家?火箭科學家?你怎麼不幹脆告訴他們我在金門大橋收過路費?我是研究弦論的理論物理學家。火箭科學家!太侮辱人了!
2、The rocket scientist? The rocket scientist? Why don』t you just tell them that I』m a toll-taker at the golden gate bridge? I』m a theoretical physicist. Rocket scientist, how humiliating!
3、 我覺得我更像一隻杜鵑,你知道的,把蛋下在普通鳥巢里的一種更高等的生物。當然,新生的杜鵑把所有的食物都吃掉了,它那些平凡的同胞只能餓死。對你來說很幸運,比喻到此就結束了。
3、I always thought I was more like a cuckoo bird, you know a superior creature whose egg is placed in the nest of ordinary birds, of course, the newly hatched cuckoo eats all the food, leaving the ordinary siblings to starve to death. Luckily for you, that』s where the metaphor ended.
4、 我為人類悲哀。
4、I weep for humanity.
5、 從我媽給我斷奶後我就沒忘掉過一件事。
5、I haven』t forgotten a single thing since the day my mother stopped breastfeeding me.
6、 我是「聰明人」?要被歸為「聰明人」我得去掉60點智商才行。
6、I』m 「smart」? I』d have to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as 「smart」.
7、 你們那艘要沉的船上又招募了什麼老鼠啊?
7、What rat have you recruited to the sinking ship?
8、 我是松香甘油樹脂(一種有機黏合劑),你是無機合劑,所以不管你朝我的方向發射什麼語言子彈都會反射以後彈回去,回到它原有的軌道上,附著在你身上。
8、I』m polymerized tree sap, and you』re an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns on its original trajectory and adheres to you.
9、 我沒有無視我妹妹,我無視你們所有人。
9、I』m not ignoring my sister, I』m ignoring all of you.
10、為什麼還要浪費食物?在德克薩斯,要是奶牛不產奶了他們才不會繼續喂它,他們會把它帶出去一槍打死。
Why waste food? In Texas, when a cow goes dry, they don』t keep feeding it, they just take her out and shoot her between the eyes.
可以去看看生活大爆炸。不錯的

『玖』 英語口語 三分鍾

women
A:hi,wangfang,I want to ask you a question.
B:say.
A:are you proud of being a moman today?
B:yes ,I am.
A:Do you think the status of today's women are changed?
B: yes,I agreed with you .
A: how do they changed?
B: you konw ,in the ancient times, women are not respected by the people.women usually stay at home and do some housework.they are not equal to the men.
A: and how about the women in today?
B: I think today's women have the same right as men to find a job. they are on longer discriminated by others.
A:that's right. women are not absolutely dependent on men and they have the ability to accept higher ecation.
B: yes.they believe they can also do them well as men did,they are very confident.
A: do you think there're also some women discrimination in the other countries?
B: yeah.in the Africa area and especically in the America,women are not attached importance to the men .
A: so how do you think about this?
B: I think it will not last long,it pays attention to the public. people there must do something aganist it.
A: we hope tomorrow'momen are better, let's do something to surpport it.
B: That's a good idea.

『拾』 英語口語考試三分鍾對話

嗯,英語口語考試三分鍾的話,這個其實也很簡單。

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