⑴ 求10句地道的英語口語短語
make my day! 成全我吧。
talk business. 談正題吧 。
C'on. R u killing the clock? 你在拖延時間嗎？
Not on your life. 千萬別阿！
The tables are turned. Huh?真是風水輪流轉啊？
I』m not trying to bust u. 我不打算逼你。
It's my Turf. 這是我的地盤。
U pissed me off. 氣死我了！
I』ve got to answer the call of nature. 解個手。（上洗手間的委婉用法）
Don』t tell the same old story. 不要老生常談。
I'm gonna pop off the hooks。<Slang>我要掛了（翹了）。
I just got on /off work. 我剛上/下班。
I thought as much. 果然不出我所料。
Save your breath! I』m not interested. 別說了，我不感興趣。
Cut it out. 省省吧。
Cut it off. 閉嘴（給我關掉！）
take the hike。哪邊涼快呆哪邊去！
No, not in my book. 我看不行。
We』ve got to book. 我們得作了。
Same old deal！ 老規矩！
out of thin air！ 無中生有！
it's just in the air. 還尚而未決呢- -
I』ll pull it out of thin air. 我就勉為其難了。
Don't play nice here. 不要在這里充和事老。
That serves my will. 正有此意阿。
Don』t even think about that! 你想都別想！
It』s your call. 看你的選擇了。
Seal the deal！搞定！
Not even close. 一點也不/還差得遠呢!
Give me a break! 繞了我吧!
break up with xxxx 和xxx吹了/分手。
stand xxx up 放xxx鴿子。
Hook up the girl/boy。 把妹/凱子。
U can』t just undo it。 你後悔莫及了。
How come？！ 怎麼回事，怎麼搞得！
Easy does it！=take your time 慢慢來。
Over my dead body！ 休想/除非我死！
Well, r u getting cold feet? 阿喂，你縮了吧?!
Still up? 還沒睡?
I wont buy your story！ 我就不信你這套！
Don't play mmy with me. 別裝傻/別給我打啞謎。
I blew it！ 我失策了。
Nuts！U scum. 呸！下流
U r going 2 far. 你過分了！
Who wanna？ 誰稀罕！
Cheap skate! 小氣鬼！
That rings a bell. 聽起來耳熟。
Shoot! 說！
I am all ears. 我洗耳恭聽。
Let's bag it. 先把它擱一邊/表去管它。
U bet= U betcha. 一定，當然。
Gotcha u！ 你在這兒哪/終於找到你了！
My hands are full right now. 我現在很忙。
I got the blue today. 我今天郁悶啊！
Bottoms up! 乾杯！
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⑵ 幽默風趣的一些英語句子
1. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的，畢竟有時還需要信用卡。
2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。
3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水，所以盡量和女友一起洗澡。
4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。
5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.
每個成功男人的背後，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背後,都有兩個或更多。
6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，畢竟幸福不是永久的嘛。
7. The wise never marry，and when they marry they become otherwise..
聰明人都是未婚的,結婚的人很難再聰明起來。
8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關名詞，它會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚。
9. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就像照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。
11. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
後座上的小孩會生出意外，後座上的意外會生出小孩。
12. "Your future depends on your dreams."So go to sleep.
現在的夢想決定著你的將來，所以，還是再睡一會吧。
13. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方式開始新的一天，而不是千篇一律地在每個上午都醒來。
14. Hard work never killed any body.But why take the risk？
努力工作不會導致死亡。但為什麼要冒險呢？
15. 「Work fascinates me.「 I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看著別人工作。
16. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神決定了誰是你的親戚,幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了餘地。
17. When two』s company, three』s the result!
兩個人的狀態是不穩定的,三個人才是!
18. A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服飾就象鐵絲網,它阻止你冒然行動但並不妨礙你盡情的觀看。
19. The more you learn, the more you know;The more you know, the more you forget;The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
學的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘記的越多, 忘記的越多,知道的越少, 為什麼學來著。
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⑶ 英語幽默短句
is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的，畢竟有時還需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水，所以盡量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.
每個成功男人的背後，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背後,都有兩個或更多。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，畢竟幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise never marry.
聰明人都是未婚的。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關名詞，它會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就像照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
後座上的小孩會生出意外，後座上的意外會生出小孩。
"Your future depends on your dreams."So go to sleep.
現在的夢想決定著你的將來，所以，還是再睡一會吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方式開始新的一天，而不是千篇一律地在每個上午都醒來。
"Hard work never killed any body."But why take the risk？
努力工作不會導致死亡。但為什麼要冒險呢？
⑷ 英語日常口語句子（搞笑）
1 Bazingga!逗你玩!
2 That one is taken!人家已經名花有主了!
3.Nice ,very crafty!呀呵,挺狡猾呀!
4 Listen to you!你聽聽!（說的什麼回話啊）
5 Hold your horses ,young man!別猴急啊答年輕人!
⑸ 常用英語對話口語短句
I
see．
我明白了。
2.
I
quit!
我不幹了!
3.
Let
go!
放手!
4.
Me
too．
我也是。
5.
My
god!
天哪!
6.
No
way!
不行!
7.
Come
on．
來吧(趕快)
8.
Hold
on．
等一等。
9.
I
agree。
我同意。
10.
Not
bad．
還不錯。
11.
Not
yet．
還沒。
12.
See
you．
再見。
13.
Shut
up!
閉嘴!
14.
So
long．
再見。
15.
Why
not?
好呀!
(為什麼不呢?)
16.
Allow
me．
讓我來。
17.
Be
quiet!
安靜點!
18.
Cheer
up!
振作起來!
19.
Good
job!
做得好!
20.
Have
fun!
玩得開心!
21.
How
much?
多少錢?
22.
I'm
full．
我飽了。
23.
I'm
home．
我回來了。
24.
I'm
lost．
我迷路了。
25.
My
treat．
我請客。
26.
So
do
I．
我也一樣。
27.
This
way。
這邊請。
28.
After
you．
您先。
29.
Bless
you!
祝福你!
30.
Follow
me．
跟我來。
31.
Forget
it!
休想!
(算了!)
32.
Good
luck!
祝好運!
33.
I
decline!
我拒絕!
34.
I
promise．
我保證。
35.
Of
course!
當然了!
36.
Slow
down!
慢點!
37.
Take
care!
保重!
38.
They
hurt．
(傷口)疼。
39.
Try
again．
再試試。
40.
Watch
out!
當心。
41.
What's
up?
有什麼事嗎?
42.
Be
careful!
注意!
⑹ 幽默人生哲理英語短句
An idle youth,an needy age.
少壯不努力，老大徒傷悲
Call your mother on the phone. if you can』t, you may think of her in your heart.
給媽媽打電話，如果不行，至少在心裡想著她
Don』t neglect dreams.
請不要忽視夢想
Don』t take to heart every thing you hear. don』t spend all that you have. don』t sleep as long as you want.
不要輕信你聽到的每件事，不要花光你的所有，不要想睡多久就睡多久
Fall in love at first sight.
相信一見鍾情
Happiness takes no account of time.
歡樂不覺時光過。
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who i am when i am with you.
我愛你不是因為你是誰，而是因為在你面前我可以是誰。
It』s never too late to mend .
亡羊補牢為時不晚
Just because someone doesn『t love you the way you want them to, doesn』t mean they don『t love you with all they have.
一個人不是你所想般愛你，並不代表那人不是全心全意地愛你。
Love deeply and ardently, even if there is pain, but this is theway to make your life complete.
深情熱烈地愛，也許會受傷，但這是使人生完整的唯一方法
Never judge people by their appearance.
永遠不要以貌取人
No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won『t make you cry.
沒有男人或女人值得你為他（她）流眼淚的（轉載自第一範文網 http://www.diyifanwen.com，請保留此標記。），值得的那一位，捨不得讓你哭。
Nothing venture,nothing have .
沒有冒險就沒有收獲
Remember that the man who can shoulder the most risk will gain the deepest love and the supreme accomplishment.
記住：那些敢於承擔最大風險的人才能得到最深的愛和最大的成就
Remember what life tells you.
熟記生活告訴你的一切
Set a thief to catch a thief.
以毒攻毒。
Small gains bring great wealth.
小益聚大財，薄利成巨富。
Soft words butter no parsnips.
畫餅充飢。
Speed is the soldier』s asset.
兵貴神速。
Suspicion is the poison of true friendship.
猜疑傷害莫逆之交。
Sweet discourse makes short days and nights.
言語投機恨時短。
There『s always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
這個世界永遠都會有一些傷害你的人，你要做的就是繼續去信人和小心你下次信的人。
Virtue is her own reward.
為善最樂。
Well began,half done .
好的開始是成功的一半
Whenever you say」 i love you」, please say it honestly.
無論何時說「我愛你」，請真心實意
Whevever you say」 i』m sorry」, please look into the other person』s eyes.
無論何時說「對不起」，請看對方的眼睛
⑺ 英語口語短句
401. He neither smokes nor drinks． 他既不抽煙也不喝酒。
402. He ran his horse up the hill． 他策馬跑上小山。
403. He reminds me of his brother. 他使我想起了他的弟弟。
404. He was efficient in his work． 他工作效率高。
405. He will do anything but work．只要不是幹活，他干什麼都行。
406. His father runs a restaurant． 他的父親經營一家餐館。
407. I have something to tell you． 我有事要告訴你。
408. I smelled a smell of cooking． 我聞到了燒菜做飯的味道。
409. I want to see the film again． 我真想再看一遍。
410. I've got too much work to do． 我要做的工作太多了。
411. Let's go for a walk，shall we? 咱們出去走走，好嗎?
412. Please let me check the bill． 請讓我核對一下帳單。
413. Plenty of sleep is healthful． 充足的睡眠有益於健康。
414. The sun comes up in the east． 太陽從東方升起。
415. This is because we feel pain． 這是因為我們能感到疼痛。
416. What do you desire me to do? 你想要我做什麼?
417. What you said was quite true. 你所說的完全符合事實。
418. You can either stay or leave． 你或者留下或者離開。
419. Your life is your own affair． 你的生活是你自己的事。
420. All that glitters is not gold． 發閃光的不全是黃金。
421. Are you going to have a party? 你要舉行聚會嗎?
422. Aren't you concerned about it? 難道你不擔心嗎?
423. Don't forget to keep in touch． 別忘了保持聯系。
424. He broke his words once again. 他又一次違背了諾言。
425. He is in his everyday clothes． 他穿著平常的衣服。
426. He is taller than I by ahead． 他比我高一頭。
427. He led them down the mountain． 他帶他們下山。
428. He was trained to be a lawyer． 他被培養成一名律師。
429. I am afraid that l have to go． 我要走了。
430. I don't have any cash with me． 我身上沒帶現金。
431. I have been putting on weight． 我開始發胖了。
432. I have just finished the book． 我剛剛讀完這本書。
433. I was late for work yesterday， 我昨天上班遲到了。
434. It appears to be a true story． 這故事似乎是真的。
435. I've got to start working out． 我必須開始做健身運動了。
436. Japan is to the east of China． 日本在中國的東部。
437. John asked Grace to marry him， 約翰向格雷斯求婚。
438. My watch is faster than yours． 我的表比你的錶快。
439. New China was founded in l949． 1949年新中國成立。
440. Thanks for your flattering me． 多謝你的誇獎。
441. They charged the fault on him． 他們把過失歸咎於他。
442. This car is in good condition． 這車性能很好。
443. This work itself is very easy． 這件工作本身很容易。
444. Truth is the daughter of time． 時間見真理。
445. follow your own heart! 幸福要自己去爭取。
446. make arous effort！ 努力奮斗！