1. 什麼是美國幽默 英語任務型閱讀答案
美國是什麼。
2. 哪裡有幽默的英語閱讀理解
推薦《新概念英語2》給你，課文不會太長，而且難度不大。雖然不是專門的閱讀理解題，但很多課文都很幽默。如果你覺得過於簡單，可以看看第三冊。去試試吧
3. 求一些簡單的英語閱讀試題 謝謝了。
The students were having their chemistry class. Miss Li was telling the children what water was like. After that, she asked her students, 「What』s water?」 No one．Miss Li asked again，「Why don』t you answer my question？Didn』t I tell you what water is like？」
Just then a boy put up his hand and said，「Miss Li，you told us that water has no color and no smell．But where to find such kind of water？The water in the river behind my house is always black and it has a bad smell．」Most of the children agreed With him．
「I』m sorry，children．」said the teacher，「Our water is getting dirtier and dirtier．That』s a problem．」
1．The students were having their _______ class．
A．English B．Chinese C．chemistry D．math
2．Miss Li was telling the children what ______ was like.
A．water B．air C．earth D．weather
3．A boy said，「The water in the river behind my house is always ___．」
A．white B．black C．clean D．clear
4．Most of the children _______ the boy．
A．agreed with B．wrote to
C．heard from D．sent for
5．The water in the river has color and smell because it is getting ____．
A．more and more B．less and less
C．cleaner and cleaner D．dirtier and dirtier
key
C A B A D
Jim is an English boy. He comes to China with his father and mother. They come here to work. Jim comes here to study.
He is in No.5 Middle School. He gets up early every day. He isn』t late for school. He studies hard. He can read English well. He often helps us with our English, and we often help him with his Chinese. After class he likes playing football, swimming, running, jumping and riding. He makes many friends here. We are glad to stay with him. On Sunday he often helps his mother clean the house, mend something or do the shopping. He likes Chinese food very much.。
He likes living here. He likes Chinese students very much. We all like him, too.
根據短文內容，判斷以下句子的正誤。對的在括弧內填「 T 」, 錯的填「 F 」.
( )1. He gets up late every day.
( )2. He often teaches us English.
( )3. After class , he likes singing and playing basketball.
( )4. On Sunday he often helps his mother clean the house.
( )5. He doesn』t like Chinese food.
key
F T F T F
4. 帶有問題的英語簡單幽默小短文
學英文的軌跡是這樣的。先什麼都不會，能寫出來就不錯;後來會點詞就拚命裝X結果不得要領;後來知道簡潔為好，能表達出意思就夠，最NB的就是知道什麼時候用什麼詞，對詞義的差別掌握的很透徹，句式很多樣，native speaker能很自然的看懂並欣賞。這一級別需要很長時間練就，我估計一般老外都不見得那麼熟練地駕馭詞彙。
連詞篇：(介詞，副詞)
Firstly: previously, beforehand, foremost, initially, originally, formerly, principally, mainly, essentially, basically, generally, commonly, universally, on the whole, fundamentally, to begin with, to start with, first of all, at the outset…
Then: subsequently, afterward, thereafter, after that, succeeding (adj.), secondarily, what is more, furthermore (further more)
Lastly: ultimately, eventually, in conclusion, to conclude, as a final point, last of all, last but not least, finally…
Too: as well (句末), in addition, besides, moreover, additionally, to boot, excessively, also…
And: plus, as well as, along with, in addition, bonus, with…
+Or: otherwise, if not, before, or else…
So (adv): therefore, thus, consequently, accordingly, as a result, for that reason, hence, that』s why
Because: as, e to, since, as to, in that, for the reason that, for, now that…
But:however, moreover, nevertheless, nonetheless, on the contrary, on the other hand, 讓步although, even thought, though, even if, while, as, despite the fact that…
Only: just, merely, barely, singly, solely, rarely…
Without: excluding,
Very: extremely, acutely, decidedly, deeply, exceedingly, greatly, highly, uncommonly, profoundly, unusually…
Actually: as a matter of fact, indeed, in fact, in point of fact, in reality, in truth, literally, truly …
形容詞/副詞
Important: essential, significant, vital, crucial, profound, play a pushing role,indispensable, requisite, critical, fundamental, primary, elementary, underlying, rudimentary, basically, necessary…
-附加-傻句替換：I think that A is more important than B. (這是經典大傻句!以下句中的'important'可隨意替換同義詞)
1. A is important to B.
2. A plays an/aimportant role to B.
3. A is of (great\enormous\significant\awesome) to B.
4. B can not (live\developed\grow\survive\achieve) without A.
5. A means (a lot\a great deal\much) to B.
6. The importance of A (to B) can never be (exaggerated\denied\ignored\doubted).
7. A is everything/the whole world to B.
8. B is fundamental on A.
9. A matters/counts to B.
10. Nothing is more crucial to B than A.
11. A is to B what the (foundation is to a skyscraper\water is to fish\the heart is to a human)
Big: gigantic, massive, colossal, enormous, immense, gargantuan, tremendous, titanic, giant, vast, large, huge, monster, bulky,
->many: numerous, myriad, infinite,
->forever (adv): infinity, eternal, timeless, everlasting，undying, endless, changeless, perpetually…
Small: minimum, diminutive, minute, petite, wee, undersized, teeny, tiny, little, petite(女子身高嬌小)
Good: marvelous, fabulous, gorgeous, spectacular, outstanding, distinguished, remarkable, superb, incredible, unbelievable, out of this world, magnificent, charming, stunning, fantastic, terrific, excellent, great, wonderful, amazing, awesome
Bad: awful, terrible, dreadful, defective, faulty, imperfect, inadequate, poor, substandard, unsatisfactory, harmful, damaging, deleterious, detrimental, hurtful, ruinous, unhealthy, evil, immoral…
Clever: brilliant, knowledgeable, intellectual, intelligent, excellent, bright, smart
Happy: delightful, delectable, elated, glad, overjoyed, pleased, jubilant, merry, joyful,
Beautiful: charming, charismatic, attractive, gorgeous, pretty, endearing, sweet, adorable, eye-catching, handsome, hot, cute, good-looking, lovable, engaging…
Fast：swift, quick, rapid, speedy, hasty, nippy, like lightning,
+hurry (v): hustle, rush, make haste, tear, step on it, dash, get a move on, step on it, scoot.
Easy: simple, effortless, no trouble, painless, plain sailing, uncomplicated, undemanding, unproblematic, a piece of cake (informal), child』s play (informal),…
Clear: obvious, apparent, blatant, comprehensible, conspicuous, distinct, evident, manifest, palpable, plain, pronounced, recognizable, transparent, intelligible, lucid, plain, understandable, uninvolved, simple, …
Direct: bald, basic, frank, naked, plain, sincere, stark, straightforward, candid, forthright, outspoken….
Difficult: hard, tricky, complicated, complex, intricate, involved, knotty, perplexing, puzzling, thorny…
Angry: annoyed, cross, displeased, enraged, exasperated, incensed, infuriated, irate, mad (informal), livid (informal), berserk, outraged, resentful...
Dangerous: perilous, breakneck, chancy (informal), hazardous, insecure, precarious, risky, unsafe, vulnerable
動詞
Think (that): hold the (opinion/ belief/ position/stand point/idea) that, assume, believe, deem, reckon, argue, maintain, suppose, conceive, insist, be convinced, to my knowledge, personally, from my personal perspective, as far as I am concerned, from my point of view, from my angle, consider, conceive, perspective...
Show: convey, reveal, express, corroborate, justify, imply, verify, clarify, signify, exemplify, illuminate, substantiate, demonstrate, elucidate, denote, characterized as, instruct, display, disclose, indicate, means, explain, give an/a example (reason, explanation) of, bear out, point out, point toward…
Know: realize, comprehend, identify, distinguish, discern, notice, perceive, recognize, see, understand, figure out, be acquainted with, be familiar with,
Get: acquire, attain, acquire, achieve, obtain, gain 「學習」 不用learn
Suggest: have a proposal in,
Increase: magnify, expand, proliferate, mushroom, improve, enhance, advance…
Impress: affect, inspire, engrave on, imprint of,
Influence: impact, affect, guide, sway,
Stop: halt, cease, conclude, desist, end, pause, put an end to, quit, refrain, shut down, terminate…
Make: create, assemble, built, construct, form, manufacture; fore, cause, compel, constrain, drive, impel, ince, oblige, prevail, upon, require…
Give: present, award, contribute, deliver, donate, grant, hand over, hand out, provide, supply
Break：separate, burst, crack, destroy, disintegrate, fracture, fragment, shatter, smash, snap
Destroy: ruin, raze, annihilate, crush, demolish, devastate, eradicate, shatter, wipe out, wreck, obliterate, weaken, undermine…
Happen: occur, come about, come to pass, develop, result, take place, transpire
名詞
Problem: issue,question, case, trouble, difficulty, dilemma.
Meeting: conference, discussion, assembly, conclave, congress, convention, gathering session, assignation, encounter, confrontation, argument, controversy…
Study: learning, application, lessons, reading, research, school work, examination, analysis, consideration, contemplation, inspection, investigation, knowledge,scholarship…
Advantage: benefit, dominance, precedence, profit, superiority, merit…
Disadvantage: shortcoming, weakness, inconvenience, drawback, deficiency, flaw, handicap (also v. 妨礙), downside, limitation.
Life: existence, conct, life style, way of life
5. 跪求一篇英語小短文，幽默一點的，詞數在100~150左右。最好帶有3個問題，就像做英語閱讀一樣。。
A Mistake
An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."
"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.
"Where are the others?" asked a medic.
"Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."
搞錯了
一位美國人，一位英格蘭人和一位加拿大人在一場車禍中喪生。他們到達天堂的門口。在那裡，醉醺醺的聖彼德解釋說是搞錯了。「每人給我五百美元，」他說，「我將把你們送回人間，就象什麼都沒有發生過一樣。」
「成交!」美國人說。立刻，他發現自己毫不損傷地站在現場附近。
「其他人在哪兒？」一名醫生問道。
「我離開之前，」那名美國人說，「我看見英格蘭人正在砍價，而那名加拿大人正在分辯說應該由他的政府來出這筆錢。」
6. 英語幽默閱讀理解
1不能說老師沒被警告過
言下之意就是老師長得真不咋地
2童言無忌
3thank
you
，sir，i
wont
do
it
again。專 Anyway，i
dont
like
being
ugly
。
原創答案
希望樓主采屬納
O(∩_∩)O謝謝
7. 最簡單的英語閱讀理解，
短文大意：來
「一個工作在源小辦公室的職員發現辦公室里的文件多得放不下了。
於是，他給經理寫了個紙條，建議經理把舊的用不著的文件都拿走毀掉。
經理回復他說可以，不過在毀掉之前，這個職員必須要把所有的文件都復制一遍。」
經理回答巧妙，文件重要，不能銷毀。
補充：
您原先的問題問的是：
「幽默在哪裡啊 是說這個經理回答地很巧妙、， 那些文件都很重要、不能銷毀，， 還是在諷刺經理啊 ？」
既然您問了幽默在哪裡，那就應該是在短文的最後總經理說的話里。既然是幽默短文，知道樂在何處就行了，不用分析公司管理體制等內容了。否則分析的內容就多了。
補充：
應該是選「A」。不過不是說明經理愚蠢，題目的意思是「經理的話對那個職員有什麼意義」。那肯定是「沒意義」了。
8. 一個有趣的英語閱讀理解題~~~高手請幫幫忙啊~~急~~
Denis是依照字母表的順序，用正常字母的前一個字母來替代它而寫成的信
還原後就是專
Come at midnight and have the thirtn(此處懷疑樓主打屬錯了）pounds with you
所以答案1是 B
答案2 是D
9. 求一篇英文幽默短文,附帶閱讀理解題目
On the first day of college,the Dean addressed the students,pointing out some of the rules:"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students,and the male dormitory to the female students.Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued:"Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180.Are there any questions?"
this point,a male student in the crowd inquired:"How much for a season pass?"
10. 內容是美國式幽默或幽默的英語文章(閱讀理解,短文也可)
http://www.taohai.com/cn/newsdetail.asp?id=2547
這個是老友記的劇本，裡面都是美式幽默。。你可以看看～
或者
TGIF vs SHIT
a man met a blond in the elevator.
he greeted her: "T-G-I-F"
but got the reply: "S-H-I-T"
he was startled, but repeated "T-G-I-F"
again the reply was "S-H-I-T"
he was frustrated and said: "T-G-I-F, I mean Thanks God It's Friday"
the blond looked at him saying: "S-H-I-T, I mean Sorry Honey It's Thursday"
http://www.chinaunix.net/jh/33/545296.html