英語閱讀交警演戲老太太

A. 面試題目：你是一名交通警察,看見一位老太太被騎摩托車人撞倒了,結果逃走了,你當場應該怎麼做

警察都有對講機，馬上通知下一路口警察攔截，然後跑過去看老太太的情況，在大120叫急救。

B. 初中英語閱讀理解問題

布朗先生的房子是不到兩英里,從他的辦公室,所以他可以每天開車回家吃午內飯。每次他驅車容回家。中午的時候,他發現許多車在他家的外面,沒有房間尋找他自己的汽車。他只好把車開到公園到別的地方去找他的車。然後,他走回了家。這使他很生氣。

他裝出一板在花園裡面對馬路。董事會說,「禁止停車」。但沒人注意到它。人們似乎只服從了警方的通知在藍色與白色字母板:

警方通知

不準停車

布朗太太問他是否會偷了警方的通知,但是他害怕這樣做。然後她問他,能使人覺得像一個警察通知。布朗先生說他並不是警察,不使用「警察」。幾天以後,布朗先生做了一個藍板與白的牌子。

警方通知

不準停車

「噢!」布朗夫人說。「你還告訴我說你不打算用「警察」,但你為什麼現在用它呢?」「真的嗎?」他問。"你再看看"，
她笑著說「你真聰明」。

PS：這篇文章結局的確是沒怎麼說明白，但我估計，Mr.Brown 後來用的是「private」（私人的），這個詞和「police」有點像。人們沒怎麼看清就誤以為是「police」，而且又不犯法，這本就是個「private」私人通知。

C. 英語的閱讀題

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D. 尋一篇英語閱讀理解

「 countries have a climate, in England we have weather,」 Englishmen often say. This really lets us know something about England and it is true. From these words we see Englishmen believe that what happens in England is not the same as what happens in other places. And any foreigner staying in the country for longer than a few days will be sure of the truth of the words. Only in England, it has been said, can one go through four seasons in one day. The day may begin as a gentle spring morning, an hour or so later black clouds may have appeared from nowhere and it may rain heavily. At noon it may become winter and the temperature may drop by eight or more degrees. And then in the late afternoon the sky will clear up, the sun will begin to shine, and for an hour or two before darkness falls, it will be summer. In England one can go through almost every kind of weather except the best or the worst. ( some foreigners seem to think that for ten months of the year the country is covered by fog, this is not true.) We never know when the different kinds of weather will occur（發生）. Not only do we get a few different kinds of weather in one day, but we may get a winter weather in summer and a summer weather in winter.
( ) 1. 「Other countries have a climate, in England we have weather,」 What does this mean?
A. England people like their weather very much.
B. In England there』s only one season in a year.
C. In England the weather is always changeable.
( ) 2. What does the writer mean by 「one can go through four seasons in one day?
A. English weather is always bad.
B. English weather is most changeable.
C. There are more than four seasons in England.
( ) 3. How many seasons can one actually go through in England in one day according to the paragraph（段落）
A. 3 B. 4 C. 2
( ) 4. Which of the following is NOT true according to the passage?
A. There is not extreme（極端）weather in England.
B. Different kinds of weather may occur suddenly.
C. For ten months of the year England is covered by fog.
( ) 5. What question may the passage answer?
A. What is weather? B. What is English weather like?
C. What』s the difference between climate and weather?

E. 英語閱讀理解求翻譯！有懸賞！

人腦翻譯

「籃球比賽進行的怎麼樣?」
我放下酒看向鄰桌，那男人和女人都至少65歲了，我猜都是拿養老金的人了，
據我所知，這種人是不怎麼會玩籃球的。
「我最近不太玩籃球」，她回答，「但我高爾夫打的好多了，昨晚一局低於標准桿兩桿而已」
昨天晚上？這什麼啊，一個在燈光下的高爾夫局？我想著。
我若有所思地打開我的一包薯片。「我的國際象棋還是一點起色都沒有，我很擔心」男人說，
「今天早上在第一關就把我打敗了」
終於明白了，他倆顯然是計算機游戲的玩家
矽片發展起來的其中一個結果很可能是好多人有了更多空餘時間，還有另外的可能就是這
矽片會在我們要如何度過空餘時間上起戲劇性的作用。已經是這樣了，太空侵略者機器在
俱樂部，咖啡吧，外賣店甚至是警察局都已經很常見了。有許多人玩這個，特別是學校里
的孩子，還能創下高記錄。那麼他們有時間或金錢去變好嗎？
如果你有家庭電視台，可能性是無窮的，你不用跨出家門，甚至不用移動就可以玩到足球
。網球，高爾夫，籃球，保齡球和其的他活躍的運動。
你甚至不用和人玩就能變成一個國際象棋或五子棋的專家，確實是這樣，人類在也不被需要
了，已經有一個每年一度的電腦國際象棋比賽-----電腦對電腦
所以，未來會是怎麼樣呢？我們會看到一幫上學的孩子去搶老太太的錢玩太空侵略者機器嗎？
因為一家人都在家裡圍著電視玩足球游戲或者看國家電子足球比賽使得足球場空空如也，
這會發生嗎？

F. 英語閱讀理解翻譯！

我急著一如既往,但這一次是一個重要的約會我不能遲到了!我發現自己在一個校驗櫃後面一個老婦人似乎並不急著她請她吃了食品雜貨。一個博士學位學生沒有很多錢,我趕忙進了商店買了一些花。我在一個巨大的奔跑,想著我即將到來的晚上。我不想遲到這日期。我們在波士頓,一個地方並不總是以小之間的交談的陌生人。女人停止卸貨著籃子,抬頭看了看我。她笑了。這是一個很好的smile-warm和reassunring-and退還她的禮物我微笑回來。 「肯定是一名特別的夫人」,不管它是可以得到那些美麗的花兒,」她說。「是的,她是特別的,」我說,然後我的尷尬,話語沒有出來。「這是我們第二次約會,但是我很有感覺的一個,」她'the」開玩笑,我補充道,「唯一的問題是,我不明白她為什麼想要一個象我這樣的傢伙約會。「嗯,我認為她很幸運有一個男朋友帶她如此可愛的花朵,顯然是愛上了她,」這位婦女說。「我丈夫曾經使我送花時,每一個week-even表面是艱苦的,我們沒有很多錢。那是一個不可思議的天,是很浪漫的中- - - - - -我想念他的課程,因為他已去世了。「我替我付了花朵作為她收集她的食品雜貨。毫無疑問在我的腦海中,我走到她面前。我摸了她的肩膀說,「你是對的,你知道的。這些花是確實對一個非常特別的女士。「我把花和感謝她給我這么好的交談。她花了時間才意識到我正在給她的花我剛剛購買的。「你有一個美好的夜晚,」我說。我離開她都用一個燦爛的微笑,我的心變我看見她聞到美麗的花朵。我記得我們稍微晚日期告訴我女朋友那夜以上的故事。幾年後,w

G. 這篇英語閱讀題的翻譯

現如今禮貌在倫敦這樣的大城市中是不存在的。對一個大男孩最後一節課放學奔跑中推一個老太太也不是什麼事。

H. 英語閱讀翻譯.

For a while,my neighborhood was taken by an army of joggers(慢跑者).They were there all the time :early morning,noon,and vening.There were little old ladies in gray sweats,young couples in Adidas shoes,middle-aged men with red faces."Come on!"My friend Alex encouraged me to join him as he jogged by my house evening."You'll feel great."
有段時間，我住的那快兒被一大群慢跑愛好者「佔領了」。不管清晨，中午，傍晚他們總是在那兒，他們中有幾個穿灰毛衣上年紀的女士，有穿阿迪鞋的年輕夫婦們，也有滿面紅光的中年男人們。「來吧！」傍晚我的朋友Alex跑過我家時鼓勵我也一起去慢跑「你會感覺很棒的。」

Well,I hed nothing against feeling great and if Alex could jog every day,anyone could.So I took up jogging seriosly and gave it a good two months of my life,and not a day more.Based on my experience,jogging is the most overvalued form of exercise around,and judging from the number of the people who left our neighborhood jogging army.I'm not alone in my opinion.First of all,jogging is very hard on the body,Youe legs and feet a real pounding (重擊)nuning down a road for or three miles.I read about a nationally famous jogger who died of a
heart attack while jogging,and I had something else to worry about.Jogging doesn't kill hundreds of people,but if you have any physical weaknesses,jogging will surely bring them out,as they did with me.
「感覺很棒」好吧，對此我真沒辦法抗拒而且如果Alex都可以每天慢跑的話那任何人也可以辦到。所以我也開始像模像樣的慢跑起來而且認真地堅持了2個月。根據我的親身體會，我感覺慢跑是最被高估的一種鍛煉方式，而且從我住哪兒「慢跑大軍」中退出的人數來判斷，我不是唯一半途而廢的人。首先，慢跑會給身體很重的負擔，在3、4英里里腿和腳一直要受到重量的沖擊。我知道有一個全國知名的慢跑者在慢跑時死於心臟發作，而且我還擔心一些其他的東西。雖然慢跑不會害死數以百計的人但是如果你身體上有任何毛病的話，慢跑會成為引起他們發作的原因，我身上的毛病也因此發作了。

Secondly,I got no enjoyment out of jogging.Putting one foot in front of the other for forty-five minutes isn't my idea of fun.jogging is also a lonely pastime.Some joggers say,"I love being out there with just my thoughts."Well,my thoughts began to bore me,and most of them
were on how much my legs hurt.
其次，從慢跑里我得不到半點樂趣，45分鍾里不停的把一隻腳放在另一隻前面實在不是我對有趣的理解。慢跑也是在孤獨中消磨時間，有些慢跑者說「獨自帶著思緒到戶外去是種享受」但對我來說，我的思緒會讓我覺得很無聊而且他們中的大部分一直在提醒我我的腿有多疼。

And how could I enjoy something that brought me pain?And that wasn't just the first week:it was practically every day for two months.I never got pest the past the pain level,and pain isn't fun.what a eutel way to do it!So many other exercises,including walking,lead to almost the same results painlessly,so why jog?
我怎麼能享受讓我覺得痛苦的東西呢？而且痛苦不止是頭一個星期才有，而是幾乎那2個月里的每一天都伴隨著我。我從沒 got pest the past the pain level，而且疼可一點不好玩。那麼干真不值得！有那麼多其他的鍛煉方式，像步行，不費什麼勁就能達到幾乎一樣的效果，所以幹嘛要慢跑呢？

I don't jog any more,and I never will.I'm walking two miles thmes a week at a fast pace,and that feels goof.I bicycle to work when the weather is good.I'm getting exercise,and I'm enjoying it at the same time.I could never say the same for jogging,and I've found a lot of
better ways to stsy in shape.
我再也不去慢跑了，其實也沒真想去跑。我每星期用很快的速度走2英里，而且那感覺不錯。天氣好的時候我就騎自行車去上班。我鍛煉而且同時樂在其中。我再也不用遭那些罪而且還找到了很多更好的方式保持良好的狀態。

I. 求英語閱讀帶翻譯的（50字以內）小笑話也可以

1. Two Tickets Please
A young man was in love with a girl. At one weekend, he invited
his girlfriend to the cinema. When they were at the ticket box,
the young man said to the ticket seller, "Two tickets, please. "
When the ticket seller told him that all the tickets had sold
out, the disappointed young man said, "Then do you have any sur
tickets that can allow us to stand together?"

兩張電影票
一個小夥子愛上了一位姑娘。周末，他請她看電影。來到售票處，
小夥子對售票員說：「請給兩張票。」售票員告訴他所有的票都賣完了。
失望的年輕人說：「那麼，您有兩張可以讓我們站在一起的附加票嗎？」

2、What Grade
Kristin,, my 17-year-old niece, had just gotten her driver's
license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station. She
pulled up to the full-service pumps, and the attendant asked, "What
grade, miss?"
哪一級
我的十七歲的侄女，科里斯蒂，剛剛拿到駕照。她主動提出去加油
站給她媽媽的車加油。她把車開到晝夜服務的加油泵前。服務員問她：
「（加油加到）哪一級，小姐？」

3、When a Tiger comes
Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.
One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"
His friend replies: "I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."

老虎來了
兩個男人正在穿過叢林，突然，一隻老虎出現在遠處，向他們沖來。
當中的一個人從包里拿出一雙「耐克」跑鞋，開始穿上。另一個人驚奇地看著他說，「你以為穿上跑鞋就可以跑得過老虎嗎？」
他的朋友回答道：「我不用跑得過它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。」

4、The mean man's party.
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"

吝嗇鬼請客
一個出了名的吝嗇鬼終於決定要請一次客了。他在向一個朋友解釋怎麼找到他家時說：「你上到五樓，找中間那個門，然後用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了之後，再用你的腳把門推開。」
「為什麼要用我的肘和腳呢？」
「你的雙手得拿禮物啊。天哪，你總不會空著手來吧？」吝嗇鬼回答。

5、Bring me the winner
-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
-- Well, bring me the winner then.

給我那個打贏的吧
-- 服務員，
這個龍蝦只有一隻爪。
-- 對不起，先生，這只肯定打過架了。
-- 哦， 那給我那個打贏的吧。

6、my little dog can't read

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

我的狗不識字

布朗夫人：哦，
親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了！
史密斯夫人：可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊！
布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認識字。」

7、Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
「昨天給你的錢干什麼了？」
「我給了一個可憐的老太婆，」他回答說。 「你真是個好孩子，」媽媽驕傲地說。「再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢？」
「她是個賣糖果的。」

8、Nest and Hair
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.
"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "

Notes:
(1) inform v.告訴
(2) nest n.窩；巢
(3) description n.描述
(4) encourage v.鼓勵
(5) resemble v. 相似；類似

.鳥窩與頭發
我姐姐是一位小學老師。一次一個學生告訴她說一隻鳥兒在教室外 的樹上壘了個窩。
「是什麼鳥呢？」我姐姐問她。
「我沒看到鳥兒，老師，只看到鳥窩。」那孩子回答說。
「那麼，你能給我們描述一下這個鳥巢嗎？」我姐姐鼓勵她道。
「哦，老師，就像你的頭發一樣。」

9、I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "

Notes:
(1) poisonous adj.有毒的
(2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因為我剛咬了自己的舌頭。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的縮略形式。

我剛咬破自己的舌頭
「我們有毒嗎？」一個年幼的蛇問它的母親。
「是的，親愛的，」她回答說，「你問這個干什麼？」
「因為我剛剛咬破自己的舌頭。」

10、A Woman Who Fell
It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?"

摔倒的女人
上下班高峰期，我匆匆奔向紐約豪華中心站去趕一趟火車。接近門口，一位肥胖的中年婦女從後面沖過來，沒想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了腳，仰面滑倒了。她的慣性使她接近了我的腳。我正准備扶她，她卻自己爬了起來。她鎮定了一下，對我擠了一下眉，說道：「總是有漂亮女人拜倒在你腳下嗎？」

J. 翻譯一篇英語閱讀短文，具體內容如下，不要機器翻譯的！

一個老太太養了一隻貓。那隻貓很老了。它不能跑的很快。它也咬不動東西內。有一天容，貓看到一隻老鼠。它跳過去抓那隻老鼠，可是它咬不動。所以那隻老鼠從它的嘴裡溜走了。那個老太太非常憤怒，因為那隻貓抓不到老鼠。她想要打那隻貓。但那隻貓說：不要打你的老僕人。我為你工作了那麼多年了，我會繼續為你服務的。但我太老了，不要對老傢伙那麼殘忍。請記著老人在年輕時曾干過的好事。

so old 這麼老 too old 太老 其實意思差不多 視乎語境

could not 有縮寫 couldn't

前文的 not bite 是貓咬不動（沒有能力） 後文的 not bite 是貓在實際中咬不到

have worked 是 現在完成式 表示從一個過去的時間延續至今
had worked 是過去完成式 是使用在一個句子里陳述兩件過去發生在不同的時間的事情

many 很多 some 一些 兩個都是數量詞 形容物件多少
many years 是強調貓為老太太工作多年 some的語氣沒那麼強

unkind to the old 對。。。殘忍或不好

be unkind to somebody 對某人無禮 是固定搭配