❶ 最簡單的英語閱讀理解，
短文大意：來
「一個工作在源小辦公室的職員發現辦公室里的文件多得放不下了。
於是，他給經理寫了個紙條，建議經理把舊的用不著的文件都拿走毀掉。
經理回復他說可以，不過在毀掉之前，這個職員必須要把所有的文件都復制一遍。」
經理回答巧妙，文件重要，不能銷毀。
補充：
您原先的問題問的是：
「幽默在哪裡啊 是說這個經理回答地很巧妙、， 那些文件都很重要、不能銷毀，， 還是在諷刺經理啊 ？」
既然您問了幽默在哪裡，那就應該是在短文的最後總經理說的話里。既然是幽默短文，知道樂在何處就行了，不用分析公司管理體制等內容了。否則分析的內容就多了。
補充：
應該是選「A」。不過不是說明經理愚蠢，題目的意思是「經理的話對那個職員有什麼意義」。那肯定是「沒意義」了。
❷ 我要一篇短的，簡單的英語閱讀（一年級的）
What do like？ I Iike apple.
❸ 英語閱讀（簡短，僅一個問題）
B.Jim
Boy:...I...am
my
father這句可以看出，童言無忌。。。。我是我
爸爸，可愛的孩子，謊言穿幫啦，所以他是JIM
本人，文中沒有提到其他人，所以不選
❹ 英語簡單的小閱讀5~10篇
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❺ 簡單的英文短文
1.Yesterday was my birthday, so some of my classmates sent me presents. Mother prepared a tea party for me. I invited all of them to come and take part in it.The tea party began at half past six. There were cold drinks and refreshments. We ate, talked and laughed. We felt that we were the happiest men in the world
昨天是我生日，所以有幾位我的同班同學送我禮。母親給我准備一個茶會。我邀請他們都前來參加。茶會下午六點半開始。有冷飲和點心。我們又吃又談又笑。我們覺得是世界上最快樂的人。。
2.I like the Chinese new year better than any other festival. This is a time especially for rest and joy. I need not study. I wear good clothes and eat good food. I have a good time from morning till night. I am as happy as a king.
我喜歡中國新年比喜歡其它任何節日更甚。這是一個專為休息和歡樂的時間。我不需要讀書。我穿好衣服，吃好東西。我每天從早到晚日子過得輕松愉快。我和上帝一樣快樂。
3.No sooner had the witer vacation begun than I returned to my native town. Of course I
must make good use of it;.In the morning I reviewed my lessons and read newspapers or magazines. In the afternoon I played ball games with my friends or went fishing in the river. At night I watched television with my family. hardly had the clock on the wall struck ten when I went to bed.
寒假剛一開始，我就回故鄉了。自然我須好好利用它。 早晨我復習功課並閱讀報紙或雜志。下午我和朋友打球，或去河中釣魚。晚上我就和家人看看電視。牆上的鍾剛敲十下，我就去睡覺了。
4.I live very happily today! In the morning, it is very fine! Then I climb the mountain with family, the air on the mountain is very fresh, the flowers plants and trees on the mountain all seem extremely beautiful. Coming back home in the evening, family and I sat and watched TV together, we are returning and eating the fruit while chatting, the whole family is happy and harmonious!
今天我過得非常開心！早上，天氣非常好！於是我和家人一起去登山，山上的空氣非常清新，山上的花草樹木都顯得格外美麗。晚上回到家，我與家人坐在一起看電視，我們還一邊聊天一邊吃著水果，全家其樂融融！
❻ 一篇簡單的英語閱讀
明明只是說序號，也能發笑……有點誇張地說兩人被困，是在無聊,用老掉牙的笑話自娛自樂……
笑話沒講好，所以不笑，對應這種情況下就是那個數字沒念好……囧……
❼ 超級簡單的英語閱讀!!
1It happened at night.
2The couple carried the flower in the car and a bookshelf on the car.
3The bookshelf was like a coffin.
4The police saw they were taking flowers and a bookshelf just looked like a coffin,also,they drove very slowly.
5The police may think somebody had died in the author's family.So they must take the coffin.<棺材>
❽ 求一篇簡單的英語閱讀理解
"If you want to see a thing well, reach out (伸出手) and touch it!" That may seem a strange thing to say. But touching things can help you to see them better. Your eyes can tell you that a glass ball is round. But by holding it in your hands, you can feel how smooth (光滑) and cool the ball is. You can feel how heavy the glass is. When you feel all these about the ball, you really see it. With your skin, you can feel better. For example, your fingers can tell the difference between two coins (硬幣) in your pocket. You can feel a little drop of water on the back of your hand, too. All children soon learn what "Don't touch!" means. They hear it often. Yet most of us keep on touching things as we grow up. In shops, we touch things as we might buy: food, clothes. To see something well, we have to touch it. There are ways of learning to see well by feeling. One way is to close your eyes and try to feel everything that is touching your skin. Feel the shoes on your feet, the clothes on your body, the air on your skin. At first, it is not easy to feel these things. You are too used to (習慣於) them! Most museums are just for looking. But today some museums have some things to touch. Their signs say, "Do touch!" There you can feel everything on show. If we want to see better, reach out and touch. Then you will really see! 41. By touching things, . A. you will have a strange feeling B. you will learn how to reach out your hand C. you can tell the difference of the things D. you can tell what colours they are 42. When people buy things in shops, they often . A. try them on first B. keep their right hands on them C. ask about them D. feel and touch them 43. Why does it say "At first, it is not easy to feel there things"? Because . A. the things are used by people, too B. people feel the things too often C. people know how to use the things D. the things are easy to feel 44. Which of the following is true? A. Touching is more important than seeing. B. Our feet, fingers, hands and skin can help us buy food. C. People have to learn to see by feeling as they grow up. D. Visitors can feel the things on show in some museums. 45. Which of the following can be the best title of the story? A. Touching by Feeling B. To See or to Feel? C. To See Better — Feel D. Ways of Feeling 答案哦: 1.c(But touching things can help you to see them better. ) 但接觸事情可以幫助你去更好的認識它 2.d(In shops, we touch things as we might buy: food, clothes. To see something well, we have to touch it. ) 在商場里,我們接觸的事情一定是我們買的東西 比如:食品,衣服..要好好了解一些事情,我們就有必要去接觸它 3.b(At first, it is not easy to feel these things. You are to used to (習慣於) them! ) 首先,感覺這些事情不是很容易,你因該去習慣他們 4.d("Do touch!" There you can feel everything on show. If we want to see better, reach out and touch. Then you will really see! ) "不要接觸他們!"這是你的想法，如果你想去更好的了解它,去找到它並接觸.然後你就會了解它了. 5.c (因為是講感受事物的,所以我覺的是這個哦``) 除了題目 其餘都手打... 累死 分好少 但是我的回答不是全中文... 不過我很喜歡幫助人。. 便宜你咯.... 希望可以幫助你 分希望可以給我
❾ 英語簡單的小閱讀5~10篇 也要有答案的,
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