『壹』 關於英語考試的搞笑順口溜
reliving the past , the feeling will last of pure joy and fun , we don't need the sun play games together, stay young forever play hide and go seek i would always peek colour with crayons a picture of swans go over the lines those were my designs lots of energy running ,being free not enough to do let's play peek a boo i love peek a boo my nan likes it too she shouts "peek a boo now i can see you!" 追問： 要中文的 回答： 我以為你要英語的順口溜…… 考試作弊的順口溜~抄搞笑哦！ 考試要考好，作弊少不了， 作弊不要慌，就要學會裝， 剛剛進考場，千萬別心慌， 心情一緊張，肯定會泡湯， 老師的方位，一定要找對， 方位一搞錯，肯定會闖禍， 要想考的好，眼睛左右瞟， 如果老師精，千萬別灰心， 只要技術高，高考照樣抄， 老師一露面，隨機要靈變， 一但被發現，一定要老練， 如果老師問，千萬別承認， 考試一考完，紙條別亂傳， 目的一達到，證據要毀掉， 練兵需千日，用兵在一時， 平時多練習，才出好成績， 方法一大堆，考場顯神威， 考試不作弊，放你媽的屁， 考試不翻書，是你媽頭豬， 三科不及格，才是張信哲， 英語不及格，才是愛祖國！
『貳』 英語幽默短文 要搞笑的
英語幽默：Second language
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.
Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.
Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"
一隻母老鼠帶著孩子出來散步，突然她看見一隻貓正在灌木叢中虎視耽耽。
母老鼠向著貓叫道：「汪，汪，汪」，貓聽了非常害怕，拚命跑走了。
母老鼠回過頭洋洋自得的對孩子說：「現在你知道外語的重要性了吧。」
Catch a cold 得感冒
During the fight, the boxer swiped the air furiously, but could not hit his opponent.
"How am I doing?" he asked the coach at the end of the round.
"Well, if you keep this up," replied the coach, "he might feel the wind and catch a cold."
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『叄』 關於英語四級的笑話
有個人准備考英語四級~吃早餐的時候特地買了一根油條和兩個雞蛋~圖個100分的好兆頭（回四級沒改革以前滿分是答100）~
但是吃完油條敲第一個蛋開的時候他發現那顆是雙黃蛋~猶豫再三~他只吃了這個雙黃的~還留下個沒吃~
四級成績公布時他驚呼：「真准！」哥們兒都擠過來瞧~是挺準的——18分。
『肆』 求四到六人英語搞笑短劇，一定要幽默哦。。。
Three Little Pigs 三隻小豬 Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with 講故事者：三隻小豬和他們的媽媽 their mother. Ding-Ding and Dong- 住在一起。丁丁和東東 Dong are brother pigs. They are very 是豬哥哥，他們很懶，他 Lazy. They eat and sleep all day. 們整天吃了就睡。龍龍是 Long-Long is the youngest pig. She 最小的，她整天幫著媽媽 works all day. She helps her mother 做家務。 to do the housework. Mother pig: You have grown up. You must make 豬媽媽：你們已經長大了，你們得 your own houses. 為自己蓋間房。 Goodbye, little pigs. Build a house. 再見，孩子們。去蓋間房。 Be careful of the wolf. 小心狼。 Pigs: Yes, Mum. Goodbye. 三隻小豬：好的，媽媽。再見。 Wolf: I』m hungry. Look! Three little pigs 狼：我餓了。看，三隻小豬可 for dinner. Mmm. 以做我的美餐。 Sister pig: What are you doing, brothers? 豬妹妹：哥哥，你們在干什麼？ Ding-Ding: I』m building a house with leaves. 丁丁：我在用樹葉蓋房子。 Dong-Dong: I』m building a house with sticks. 東東：我在用樹枝蓋房子。 Sister pig: But leaves aren』t strong. 豬妹妹：可是樹葉不牢固。樹枝也不 And sticks aren』t strong. 牢固。 Brother pigs: Yes, we know. But it』s easy. 豬哥哥：我們知道。但它很容易。 What are you doing, sister? 你在干什麼？ Sister pig: I』m building a house with bricks. 豬妹妹：我在用磚頭蓋房子。 Brother pigs: Bricks! That』s very difficult. 豬哥哥：用磚頭蓋，那太難了。 Sister pig: I know. But bricks are strong. 豬妹妹：我知道，可是磚頭很堅固。 …… Brother pigs: Oh, we』re finished. Let』s have 豬哥哥：噢，我們蓋好了。我們打 a nap. 個盹吧。 Sister pig: My house is finished. My house 豬妹妹：我的房子蓋好了，我的房 is strong. 很堅固。 Wolf: Little pigs. Little pigs. Open your 狼： 小豬，小豬，快開門！ Doors! Brother pigs: No. No. Go away. 豬哥哥：不開，不開。快走開。 Wolf: This is very easy. Sticks and leaves 狼：這太容易了。樹枝和樹葉 aren』t strong. 都不牢固。 Storyteller: The wolf blows the houses down. 講故事者：狼吹倒了房屋。丁丁和東 Ding-Ding and Dong-Dong run 東跑到龍龍家。 to Long-Long』s house. Brother pigs: Help! Help! 豬哥哥：救命! 救命! Wolf: Stop, you two pigs. 狼： 站住，你這兩只小豬。 Brother pigs: Open the door, sister. The wolf 豬哥哥：妹妹，快開門。狼來了， is coming. Let me in. 讓我們進去。 Long-Long: Come in, please. Don』t worry. 龍龍：快進來。別擔心，我的 My house is strong. 房子很堅固。 Wolf: Where did they go? Oh they are 狼：他們跑哪兒了？噢，他們 Here. Little pigs. Little pigs. Open 在這兒。小豬，快把門打 the door! 開。 Three pigs: No. No. Go away. You bad wolf. 三隻小豬：不開，不開。快走開。 你這只惡狼。 Wolf: I』ll blow it down. 狼：我要吹倒它。 Storyteller: The wolf blows and blows. He 講故事者：狼吹呀吹，它不停地吹。 blows and blows. But the house 可是房子非常堅固。 is very strong. Wolf: I』ll hit it. Oh. 狼：我要撞倒它。噢！ Long-Long: Let』s boil the water. 龍龍：我們把水燒開。 Brother pigs: OK. 豬哥哥：好的。 Wolf: Oh, oh! It』s hot. It』s hot. 狼：噢！噢！好燙，好燙。 Three pigs: Hooray! The wolf is dead. The 三隻小豬：好啊！狼死了，狼死了。 wolf is dead Storyteller: Since then, Ding-Ding and Dong- 講故事者：從那以後，丁丁、東東 Dong work hard with Long-Long. 和龍龍一起努力工作。 They work and play together. 他們一起工作，一起玩。
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『柒』 有關要不要考 怎麼考 英語4級的幽默段子 3分鍾
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突然，一陣煙霧騰起，黑無常現身了，人們驚恐萬狀，紛紛逃跑。
只有一個老頭端坐不動。
黑無常殺氣騰騰地沖上去問他：「你是誰？你竟敢不怕我？」
「你有什麼好怕的，我和你姐姐都結婚48年了。」老頭漠然地說。
『捌』 搞笑英語四級視頻
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是這個吧。。希望能幫到專你。屬。