① 英语趣味性小短文
呵呵小朋友，我给你一个吧，不难的，很适合你，是一篇小笑话
A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please."
"Certainly, sir," the shoemaker said.
"When will they be ready?" the man asked.
"I'm a bit busy, but they'll be ready for you on Thursday." he said.
That's fine," the man said, and left the shop.
The next morning he received a letter, offering him a job in another country. Within 24 hours he was on an airplane to his new job.
Twenty years passed and he returned to his hometown.
He remembered his shoes.
"They were a good pair of shoes," he thought. "I wonder if the shoemaker is still there and still has them. I'll go and see.扰He was pleased to see that the shoemaker was still in the same shop ,although he was an old man by now.
"Good morning," he said to him. "Twenty years ago, I brought in a pair of shoes to be repaired. Do you think you've still got them?"
"Name?" the old shoemaker asked.
"Smith," the man said.
"I'll go and see. They may be out back.
The shoemaker went out to the back of his shop -and a few minutes later returned ,carrying the pair of shoes.
"Here we are," he said. "One pair of brown shoes to be repaired. I'm a bit busy now, but they'll probably be ready on Thursday."
以下是翻译：
一个男人带了一双鞋子去修鞋店，他对补鞋者说：“请帮我把这双鞋子补好吧。”
“当然可以，先生。”补鞋者答到。
“你什么时候可以修好呢？”男人问到。
“我现在有点忙，不过可以确保周四帮你补好。”
“嗯，很好！”说完，那个男人就离开了。
第二天早晨，那个男人收到了一封给他在另一个国家提供工作的信。在24小时内他就已经登上了去工作地的航班上。
二十年之后，他回到了自己的家乡。
他想起了自己的那双鞋子。
“那是一双很好的鞋子”，他脑海里想着，“我想那个补鞋者还会不会在那里，并且还保存着那双鞋子呢？我得去看看。”他到那以后，高兴地发现那位补鞋者还在同一个补鞋店里，只不过，到了现在他已经是位白发苍苍的老人了。
“早上好！”他对那位补鞋者说，“二十年前，我带着一双鞋子来您这里补，请问那双鞋子还在您这里吗？”
“你的名字是？”老补鞋者问道。
“史密斯。”男人回答。
“我去找找看，也许它还在我房后的储存室里。”
那位补鞋者进到了他商店的后头，过了几分钟他出来了，并带着一双鞋子。
“鞋在这呢！”，老补鞋者说道，“一双棕色的鞋子待补，但是，我现在有点忙，或许我只能在这个周四帮你补好了。”
② 英语谜语短文 最好50个单词左右，趣味性的短文 最后能问一个有趣的问题的
There are two rabbits in the wood. They are good friends. They go to find food together. They go to school together. They do all the things together. But there is only one thing they do it by oneself. What is it? Do you know? They don’t eat together. Because one of the rabbits is a toy rabbit.
在森林里有两只小兔子。他们是好朋友。他们一起去找食物。他们一起去上学。他们一起做所有的事情。但是只有一件事情他们是独自做的。它是什么？你知道吗？他们不一起吃饭。因为其中的一只小兔子是玩具兔子。
③ 英语趣味小短文
(1)天气预报 Weather Predict
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.
A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm. "This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather. However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.
Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"
The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."
天气预报 一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处工作.一天,一个印度老人到导演跟前告诉导演说"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了. 一周后,印度人又来告诉导演说,"明天有风暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴. "印度人真神,"导演说.他告诉秘书雇佣该印度人来预报天气. 几次预报都很成功.然后,接下来的两周,印度人不见了.最后,导演派人去把他叫来了."我明天必须拍一个很大的场景,"导演说,"这得靠你了.明天天气如何啊?"
印度人耸了耸肩."我不知道,"印度人说,"收音机坏了."
(2) Let me take it down
An elephant said to a mouse ,"No doubt that you are the smallest and most useless thing that I have ever seen ." "Please ,say it again . Let me take it down ." the mouse said . " I will tell a flea what I know."
为我所用
一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”
“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听
④ 趣味英语单词
准备材料:\r\n纸张(小张的，诸如便条纸)\r\n橡皮筋\r\n面粉\r\n盆\r\n吸管(越短越好玩)\r\n\r\n在便条纸上写出一个单词的版意思，有几个字母，权开头字母是什么等提示。\r\n将纸条折好，用钉书机把一根橡皮筋固定在纸条上。\r\n把准备好的题目放进盆里，倒入面粉。\r\n\r\n玩法:\r\n含着吸管，往面粉堆里挑出题目，回答出正确答案的即得分。\r\n注:吸管越短，玩的时候脸越容易被弄脏，添加难度。
⑤ 40个趣味英语单词
记得有一首歪诗写到:一既然如此lazy, 每天何必study,娶个漂亮lady,生个胖胖baby.二兜里装满money,心情总是,每天都很sunny,变得更加beauty,快乐像个baby,一生一世lucky.1. <<怪猫的故事>>:有座 flat (公寓) 住个 cat (猫) 专吃 bat (蝙蝠,球拍)它很 fat (胖的) 还戴 hat (帽子) 养个 rat (老鼠) 天天 pat (轻拍) 和它 chat (聊天) 真是 that (那个) 不拘 format (形式,格式)
⑥ 40个趣味英语单词,
black tea 红茶
⑴green tea 绿茶 ⑵green apple 青苹果 ⑶red jujube 红枣
⑷red rose 红玫瑰 ⑸towel gourd 丝瓜 ⑸wax gourd 冬瓜
⑹Chinese cabbage 大白菜 ⑺blue rose 蓝玫瑰 ⑻local dish 地方菜
⑼ juice 橙汁 ⑽fried rice 炒饭Are--------- era(时代)；bin（贮藏器）----- nib（笔尖）；but ------ tub（盆）；deer(鹿)----- reed（芦苇）； door----- rood（十字架）；doom（注定）----- mood（心情）；deem（认为）----- meed（适当的报答）； dot（点）----- tod（狐）；evil（罪恶）------ live（生活）；God----- dog；gnat（小烦扰）----- tang（强烈的味道）；gulp（吞）-------plug（插座）；gut（内容，实质）----- tug（猛拉，苦干）；keel（船的龙骨）------leek（韭葱）；loop（环）----- pool（水池）；loot（赃物）----- tool，meet---- teem（充满，涌现）；nip（呷）------ pin（大头针）；nod（点头）------ don（大学教师）；not----- ton（吨）；on---- no；pan（平底锅）------- nap（小睡）；part----- trap（陷阱）；pets（宠物）------- step；pots（壶）-----stop；put-----tup（公羊）；rail（铁轨）------ liar（说谎者）；ram（公羊）------ mar（弄糟）；raw（生的）------ war；saw（锯）----- was；sloop（小型护航舰）-----pools；smart（机灵的）----- trams（电车）；snap（猛咬，争购）----- pans；tap（水龙头）------ pat（轻拍）；ten----- net（网）；tog（衣服）------ got；tom（雄猫）----- mot（警句）；tops（顶）------- spot（点）；tun（大酒桶）------ nut（坚果）。
⑦ 英语趣味小短文
There was a young flower in the desert where all was dry and sad looking…… It was growing by itself…… enjoying every day…… and saying to the sun "When shall I be grown up?" And the sun would say "Be patient - Each time I touch you, you grow a little……" She was so pleased. Because she would have a chance to bring beauty to this corner of sand…… And this is all she wanted to do - bring a little bit of beauty to this world.
遍地干旱、满目悲凉的沙漠中有朵小花,她独自生长在那里,享受着每一天……她问太阳公公“我什么时候才能长大?”太阳公公总是说“要有耐心—— 我每次抚摸你,你都会长大一点……”小花好开心啊,因为她也有机会为沙漠的一隅增添美丽了……这是她毕生的心愿—— 为这个世界增添一丝美丽.
⑧ 40个趣味英语单词
lover 情人（不是“爱人”） busboy 餐馆勤杂工（不是“公汽售票员”） busybody 爱管闲事的人（不是“大忙人”） dry goods （美）纺织品； （英）谷物（不是“干货”） heartman 换心人（不是“有心人”） mad doctor 精神病科医生（不是“发疯的医生”） eleventh hour 最后时刻（不是“十一点”） blind date （由第三者安排的）男女初次会面（并非“盲目约会”或“瞎约会”） dead president 美钞（上印有总统头像） （并非“死了的总统”） personal remark 人身攻击（不是“个人评论”） sweet water 淡水（不是“糖水”或“甜水”） confidence man 骗子（不是“信得过的人”） criminal lawyer 刑事律师（不是“犯罪的律师”） service station 加油站（不是“服务站”） rest room 厕所（不是“休息室”） dressing room 化妆室（不是“试衣室”或“更衣室”） sporting house 妓院（不是“体育室”） horse sense 常识（不是“马的感觉”） capital idea 好主意（不是“资本主义思想”） familiar talk 庸俗的交谈（不是“熟悉的谈话”） black tea 红茶（不是“黑茶”） black art 妖术（不是“黑色艺术”） black stranger 完全陌生的人（不是“陌生的黑人”） white coal （作动力来源用的）水（不是“白煤”） white man 忠实可靠的人（不是“皮肤白的人”） yellow book 黄皮书（法国政府报告书，以黄纸为封） （不是“黄色书籍”） red tape 官僚习气（不是“红色带子”） green hand 新手（不是“绿手”） blue stocking 女学者、女才子（不是“蓝色长统袜”） China policy 对华政策（不是“中国政策”） Chinese dragon 麒麟（不是“中国龙”）