1. 趣味英语小故事大约600个单词的。
The House of 1000 Mirrors
千镜之屋
Long ago in a small, faraway village, there was a place known as the House of 1000 Mirrors. A small, happy little dog learned of this place and decided to visit. When he arrived, he hounced happily up the stairs to the doorway of the house. He looked through the doorway with his ears lifted high and his tail wagging as fast as it could. To his great surprise, he found himself staring at 1000 other happy little dogs with their tails wagging just as fast as his. He smiled a great smile, and was answered with 1000 great smiles just as warm and firendly. As he left the House, he thought to himself, "This is a wonderful place. I will come back and visit it often."
In this same village, another little dog, who was not quite as happy as the first one, decided to visit the house. He slowly climbed the stairs and hung his head low as he looked into the door. When he saw the 1000 unfriendly looking dogs staring back at him, he growled at them and was horrified to see 1000 little dogs growling back at him. As he left, he thought to himself, "That is a horrible place, and I will never go back there again."
All the faces in the world are mirrors. What kind of reflections do you see in the faces of the people you meet?
趣味英语小故事：I've Passed My Right on to You
One day, Wilson was walking quietly along the road when somebody gave him a violent blow on the back of the neck. He looked behind him, and saw a young man whom he had never seen before.
“How dare you hit me like that!”shouted Wilson.
The young man said he had mistaken Wilson for a friend of his and that he thought Wilson was making a lot of noise about nothing.
This insult made Wilson even angrier, of course, and he at once arranged for the young man to be brought before a judge. There was nothing for the young man to do but to appear before the court.
Now, the judge who heard the case was a friend of the young man's father, and, although he pretended to be quite fair, he was thinking how he could avoid punishing the young man while at the same time not appearing unjust.
Finally he said to Wilson,“I understand your feelings in this matter very well. Would you be satisfied if I let you hit the young man as he hit you?”
Wilson said he would not be. The young man had insulted him and should be properly punished.
“Well, then,”said the judge to the young man,“I order you to pay ten liras to Wilson.”
Ten liras was very little for such a crime, but the young man did not have it with him, so the judge allowed him to go and get it.
Wilson waited for him to return with the money. He waited an hour, he waited two hours, while the judge attended to other business.
When it was nearly time for the court to close, Wilson chose a moment when the judge was especially busy, came up quietly behind him and hit him hard on the back of the neck. Then he said to him,“I am sorry, but I can't wait any longer. When the young man comes back, tell him that I have passed my right to the ten liras on to you.”
2. 英语小故事100单词左右
(1) 画蛇添足
Drawing a snake and Adding Feet
战国时代有个楚国人祭他的祖先。仪式结束后，他拿出一壶酒赏给手下的几个人。大家商量说：“我们都来画蛇，谁先画好谁就喝这壶酒。”其中有一个人先画好了。但他看到同伴还没有画完，就又给蛇添上了脚。这时，另一个人也画好了，夺过酒壶吧酒喝了，并且说：“蛇本来是没有脚的，你怎么能给它添上脚呢？”
In the Warring States Period, a man in the State of Chu was offering a sacrifice to his ancestors. After the ceremony, the man gave a beaker of wine to his servants. The servants thought that there was not enough wine for all them, and decided to each draw a picture of a snake; the one who finished the picture first would get the wine. One of them drew very rapidly. Seeing that the others were still busy drawing, he added feet to the snake. At this moment another man finished, snatched the beaker and drank the wine, saying, 'A snake doesn't have feet. How can you add feet to a snake? '
(2) The Monkeys' Ration朝三暮四
There was once a man who raised monkeys at home. In time, he understood the monkeys quite well.
从前有个人，在家饲养了一批猴子。久而久之，他很了解猴子的感情。
The man was not rich and often had to cut down his household expenses to feed the monkeys. When times turned rough, he had to rece the monkeys'feed as well.
养猴人并不富有，常常要节衣缩食去喂饱猴子。不过，当境况变得更坏时，他只好减少猴子的食粮。
The man was afraid that the monkeys would not remain tame. To test their response, he told the monkeys, "Fro, now on, I'll give each of you three chestnuts in the morning and four at night. Is that all right with you?"
养猴人生怕猴子会因此而变得不听话，便用试探它们的口气说：「从今天起，我每天早上给你们三颗栗子，晚上再给四颗，好吗？」
When the monkeys learned that their ration was to be reced, they flew into a rage. Seeing how mad the monkeys were, the man corrected himself at once.
猴子一听到养猴人要减少它们的食粮，都非常生气。
"All right," he told them, "I'll give you four chestnuts in the morning and three at night then."
於是，养猴人马上改口说：「那么，改为早上给四颗，晚上再给三颗。」
This satisfied the monkeys, and they all jumped for joy.
猴子就感到满意，欢欣鼓舞起来。
(3) 滥竽充数
The Man Who Faked His Music
King Xuan of Qi was fond of music. In particular, he enjoyed listening to a wind instrument called the "yu". He appreciated it most when the yu was played by a band of about three hundred musicians. 齐宣王喜欢听竽，尤其是三百人大乐队的吹奏。
One time there was a vacancy in the royal band. When Nanguo heard about it, he applied for the post. 有一次，宣王招聘乐师。南郭先生听到了这消息，就前往应聘。
Nanguo was not a musician at all. He had applied for the post simply because he was poor and it paid well. 南郭先生其实不会吹竽。他应聘的原因，是因为他家贫，兼且乐师的待遇又丰厚。
Nanaguo was lucky. Nobody knew he was faking. His luck did not last long, though, because King Xuan soon died and young Prince Min became king.
南郭先生相当幸运，没有人发觉他在乐队中装模做样，冒充内行。可是好景不常，宣王不久去世，闵王继位。
King Min also enjoyed listening to the yu. Unlike his father, he preferred listening to the musicians playing solo. As soons as Nanguo got wind of the news, he sneaked away as fast as he could. 闵王也爱听竽，不过，他跟他的父亲不同，他喜欢听乐师们一一独奏。南郭先生知道后，便马上溜走了。
(4) 郭氏之墟(the ruin of the capital of Guo Shi)
On a vacation trip, Duke Huan of the state of Qi came to the ruin of the capital of Guo Shi , which perished long ago.
Seeing the desolate and bleak prospects of broken tiles, collapsed walls, and clusters of weeds, he could not help asking the local people about the reason of the ruin of Guo Shi.
They replied,"Guo Shi was fond of doing good deeds, and averse to evildoing, which led to the perdition."
When the Duke could not understand the answer, people explained ," Though he liked doing good, he had never been able to do so; though he hated evildoing, never could he help not participating. That caused the ruin of his capital."
齐桓公出游途中，来到已经灭亡许久的郭氏都城的废墟。
看到瓦砾残垣、杂草丛生的萧条景象，忍不住问当地百姓郭氏灭亡的原因。
百姓们回答说："郭氏由于喜爱善行善事。厌恶邪恶丑行而导致灭亡。"
齐桓公不能理解这种回答，百姓们便解释说："郭氏虽然喜爱善行善事，但从来都不能做到；尽管厌恶邪恶丑行，却总是忍不住参与其中。这就是他的都城变成废墟的原因。"
(5)老鼠和公牛(a mouse and a bull)
A mouse once took a bite out of a bull's tail as he lay dozing. The bull jumped up in a rage and, with his head low to the ground, chased the mouse right across the yard. The mouse was too quick for him, however, and slipped easily into a hole in the wall.
The bull charged the wall furiously again and again, but although he bruised his head and chipped his horns, the mouse stayed safely inside his hole. After a time the bull gave up and sank down to rest again.
As soon as the bull was asleep, the little mouse crept to the mouth of the hole, pattered across the yard, bit the bull again -- this time on the nose -- and rushed back to safety. As the bull roared helplessly the mouse squeaked:
"It's not always the big people who come off best. Sometimes the small ones win, you know."
老鼠和公牛
有一次，公牛躺着打盹，一只老鼠咬了他的尾巴。公牛怒气冲冲地跳起来，低着头追老鼠，一直追过院子。然而，老鼠跑得比他快多了，从容地钻到墙洞里去了。
公牛一次又一次地猛撞墙壁，尽管头撞肿了，角撞裂了，老鼠却安然待在洞里。过了一会儿，公牛不撞了，倒下歇着。
公牛刚睡着，小老鼠就爬到洞口，嗒嗒地跑过院子，又咬了公牛一口 ?? 这回咬了鼻子 ?? 又跑回安全的地方去。当公牛毫无办法地吼叫时，老鼠吱吱叫道：
"大人物并不总占上风。有时小人物也会取胜。"
(6)男孩和荨麻(a boy and a nettle)
A boy was playing in the fields when he was stung by a nettle . He ran home to
tell his mother what had happened.
"I only touched it lightly," he said, "and the nasty thing stung me."
"It stung you because you only touched it lightly," his mother told him." Next time you touch a nettle grasp it as tightly as you can. Then it won't sting you at all."
Face danger boldly.
男孩和荨麻
有个男孩子在地里玩耍，被荨麻刺痛了。他跑回家去，告诉妈妈出了什么事。
"我不过轻轻地碰了它一下，"他说，"那讨厌的东西就把我刺痛了。"
"你只轻轻地碰了它一下，所以它才刺痛你，"妈妈对他说，"下一回你再碰到荨麻，就尽量紧紧地抓住它。那它就根本不会刺痛你了。"
要敢于面对危险。
(7) 鹦鹉和猫( a parrot and a cat)
A man once bought a brilliantly-coloured parrot. Instead of locking it up in a cage or chaining it to a perch, he allowed it to fly free all over the house. The parrot was delighted at this and flapped from room to room, shrieking and screaming with happiness. At last he settled on the edge of a rich curtain.
"Who on earth are you ?" said a cross voice from below. "Stop that terrible noise at once."
The parrot saw a cat staring up at him from the carpet.
"I 'm a parrot. I 've just arrived and I 'm to make as much noise as I can," he said.
"Well, I 've lived here all my life," replied the cat ."I was born in this very house and I learned from my mother that it is best to keep quiet here."
"Keep quiet then, "said the parrot cheerfully. "I don't know what you do around here, but I know my job. My master bought me for my voice and I'm going to make sure he hears it."
Different people are valued for different things.
鹦鹉和猫
从前，有人买了一只毛色鲜艳的鹦鹉。他没有把鹦鹉关在笼子里，也没有用链条把他拴在栖木上，而让他在家里自由自在地飞来飞去。鹦鹉对此非常高兴，扑动翅膀，从一间屋子飞到另一间屋子，愉快地尖声叫着，最后停在华丽的帷幔的边上。
"你到底是谁？"从下面传来怒气冲冲的说话声，"马上住嘴，别发出那难听的声音。"
鹦鹉看见地毯上有一只猫抬头看着他。
"我是鹦鹉。 我刚到，我要使劲地吵吵。"他说。 "那你就一声不响吧，"鹦鹉欢快地说，"我不知道你在这儿干什么，可我知道我的活儿。主人为了我的声音才买我，我一定得让他听到。"
不同的人因有不同的特点而受重视。
(8) 野猪和狐狸( A wild boar and a fox)
A wild boar was sharpening his tusks against a tree one day when a fox came by.
"What are you doing that for?" asked the fox . "There are no hunters around. Everything looks very peaceful to me ."
"Quite true, "said the boar, "but when the hunter does come with his dogs I shall be too busy running away to have time for this . So let me sharpen my tusks while I can."
Be prepared .
野猪和狐狸
有一天，野猪在树上磨牙齿，狐狸走过来。
"你为什么干这个呀？"狐狸问，"附近又没有猎人，我觉得平安无事。"
"不错，"野猪说，"但是，如果猎人真的带着猎狗来了，我只能逃走，就没工夫干这个了。趁我现在可以磨，就让我磨磨牙齿吧。"
时刻准备着（有备无患）
(9) 燕雀处室
The swallows and sparrows are very pleased to find a place on the roof of the hall for their nests.
The mother birds are feeding their babies with pleasure, which assumes a scene of peace and harmony.
But they have never thought of the following scene: the chimney at the top of the kitchen might break, the fire might leap up to the roof and the burning purling might destroy their nests.
But those swallows and sparrows are unmindful of the coming disaster.
They go on with their superficial happiness brought by peace and calm.
燕雀处室
燕雀为拥有屋顶下面的一个位置而欣慰不已。
母鸟用叼来的食物喂养啁啾鸣叫的幼鸟，整个儿是一派欢乐自得的祥和景象。
它们完全没有考虑到：炉灶上的烟囱有可能会炸裂，火苗将会窜上屋梁，烧着的椽 将会摧毁它们的巢穴。
不知大祸将要降临到自己头上的燕雀们正在安然自若地品味这表面上的安宁所带来的幸福。
(10)山(a great mountain)
Long ago a great mountain began to rumble and shake .
People came from far and near to see what would happen.
"A great river will be born." said one.
"Surely nothing less than a mighty dragon will come out." said another.
"A god himself will spring form these rocks." said a third.
Finally , after days of expectation a small crack appeared in the mountain. And out popped ---- a mouse.
Just because someone makes a lot of fuss, it doesn't mean he is important.
山
很久以前，一座大山隆隆作响，摇晃起来。远近各处的人都来看是怎么回事。
一个人说："要出现一条大河了。"
另一个人说："准会出现一条巨龙。"
第三个人说："从这些岩石中会出现一尊神来。"
等了几天之后，山坡上终于裂开一条小缝，却蹦出来一只耗子。
正因为某人大肆张扬，所以他没有什么了不起。
http://www.jiujiuba.com/story/yingyugushi.asp这个网站又很多，但是不太符合你的要求（100字以内），参考看看。
3. 英语小故事，100个单词以内，急用，最好有多
这是我最爱的故事：
A man was driving in his sleek black race car when he saw a hare jumped to his car. He braked sharply. But the hare was hit and killed. The man pulled over and cried. A dazzling red race car drove by. The girl in the car stopped and said: don't worry. I can help you. She took out a can and sprayed over the limpy hare. Magically, the dead hare hopped up and ran away. Along its way it turned and waved to the girl and man. The man looked at the can. It reads: Hair spray. Restore life to dead hair, add permenant wave.
里面的幽默看出来了吗?hehe
4. 50个单词的英语小故事
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老回太婆，”他回答答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
5. 英语故事（50个单词以内）
Goethes
Tolerance
歌德的容忍
Goethe
was
once
strolling
on
a
narrow
path
in
a
park
in
Weimar.
As
luck
would
have
it,
he
met
with
a
critic
who
was
hostile
to
him.
Both
of
them
stopped,
staring
at
each
other.
Then
the
critic
said,
"I'll
never
make
way
for
a
fool."
"But
I
will,"
with
that
Goethe
retreated
aside.
一次，歌德正在魏玛一个公园的一条狭窄小道上散步。碰巧他遇见一回个对他怀有敌意的答评论家。两人都停了下来，彼此相互对视。接着评论家说道：“我从来不给傻瓜让路。”
“而我正相反。”说完歌德退到了一边.
6. 英语童话故事短文30个单词简单点
There is a princess. Her name is Snow White. Her skin is white and her lips are red. Snow White is kind, so everyone loves her. Only the Evil Queen doesn′t like her.
有一个公主名叫白雪.她的皮肤白晰,嘴唇红润.白雪公主很善良,所以大家都喜欢她.只有邪恶的皇后不喜欢她.
The Evil Queen has a magic mirror. She looks in it every day. Each morning, she asks the magic mirror, "Who is the most beautiful woman in the world?" The mirror says, "You are the most beautiful woman, my queen."
邪恶的皇后有一面魔镜,她每天都要照镜子.每天早上,她会问魔镜：“谁是世界上最美丽的女人?”魔镜都会回答道：“你就是世界上最美丽的女人,我的皇后.”
Today the Evil Queen looks in her magic mirror again. "Who is the most beautiful woman in the world?" she asks. The mirror says, "Snow White is the most beautiful woman in the world. She has white skin and lips that are so red."
今天这位邪恶的皇后又在照魔镜.“谁是世界上最美丽的女人?”她问.魔镜回答道：“白雪公主是世界上最美丽的女人,因为她有白皙的皮肤和红润的嘴唇.”
The Evil Queen is very angry. "What? I am the most beautiful woman in the world," says the Evil Queen. "I will send my servant to kill Snow White. Then I will be the most beautiful woman again."
邪恶的皇后非常生气.“什么?我才是世界上最美丽的女人,”邪恶的皇后说.“我会派我的仆人去杀了白雪公主.这样的话,我就会再度成为最美丽的女人了.”
The Evil Queen calls her servant and tells him to kill Snow White. The servant likes Snow White, so he can't kill her. He tells Snow White to run away quickly.
邪恶的皇后叫来了一个仆人,要他去杀了白雪公主.这个仆人喜欢白雪公主,所以下不了手.他要白雪公主赶快逃走.
Snow White runs, runs, and runs. Finally she runs into the woods. The woods are scary and dark. Snow White is tired, hungry, and scared. In the woods, she sees a little house and goes inside.
白雪公主跑啊跑的,最后逃进了森林里.森林阴森森怪吓人的.白雪公主又累、又饿、又害怕.森林中她看到了一间小屋,就走了进去
The little house belongs to seven little dwarfs. They are not at home now. They are out working. Snow White looks around the little house. The room is a little messy, so she cleans it up.
这间小屋子是属于七个小矮人的.他们此时不在家,外出工作去了.白雪公主看了看小屋四周,房间有点脏乱,所以她就清理了一下.
The seven dwarfs come home and are surprised to see Snow White in the house. Because she is so nice, they soon like her. They even ask her to stay with them. Snow White is safe now.
七个小矮人回到家看到白雪公主正在屋子里时,都很惊讶.不过白雪公主人很好,所以他们很快就喜欢她了.他们甚至要她留下来和他们住在一起.白雪公主现在安全了.
The Evil Queen thinks Snow White is dead. "Now, I am the most beautiful woman in the world," she says. She asks the mirror, "Who's the most beautiful woman now?" The mirror still says, "Snow White."
邪恶的皇后以为白雪公主死掉了,便说：“现在我是世界上最美丽的女人了!”.她问魔镜：“现在谁是最美丽的女人啊?”魔镜仍然回答道：“是白雪公主!”
The queen is so angry. "I will kill Snow White myself," she says. "I will drink magic water and become an old and ugly witch. Then, I will see Snow White and give her a poisoned apple. She will eat it and go to sleep," the Evil Queen laughs .
皇后很生气.“我会亲自去杀了白雪公主,”她说.“我会喝下魔药水,变成一个又老又丑的巫婆,然后找到白雪公主,给她一颗毒苹果.她会吃了它,然后睡死过去,”邪恶的皇后笑道.
Snow White likes the seven dwarfs. She cooks food for them. She even cleans the little house. The seven dwarfs like Snow White. They are like a happy family.
白雪公主很喜欢这七个小矮人,所以会帮他们煮饭,甚至也会打扫屋子.七个小矮人很喜欢白雪公主,他们就像快乐的一家人一样.
The Evil Queen finds Snow White. "Would you like to have a beautiful red apple?" the witch asks. She gives Snow White an apple. Snow White takes a bite of the apple and falls asleep. No one can ever wake her up. The witch laughs and runs away.
邪恶的皇后找到了白雪公主.“你想要吃颗漂亮的红苹果吗?”巫婆问道.她给了白雪公主一颗苹果.白雪公主吃了一口苹果之后就睡着了,没有人叫得醒她.巫婆笑着离开了.
The witch runs up a tall mountain, and the seven dwarfs chase her. The witch tries to hurt them, but she slips and falls down the mountain. She dies.
巫婆跑到了一座高山上,那七个小矮人追着她跑.巫婆想要伤害他们,但自己却滑倒而掉到山谷里死掉了.
The seven dwarfs make a glass bed for Snow White. Around it they put flowers and beautiful things. Every day they cry, "We miss you, Snow White." Snow White does not wake up.
七个小矮人帮白雪公主做了一张玻璃床,他们在床边摆满了花和一些漂亮的东西.他们每天都在哭.“我们好想你啊!白雪公主.”白雪公主并没有醒来.
One day, a prince is passing by. He sees the beautiful Snow White on her special bed. "She is so beautiful, I want to kiss her." He gives Snow White a kiss. Just then, she wakes up. The prince asks her to marry him, and she says yes. Snow White and the prince live happily ever after.
有一天,一位王子骑着马经过,他看到了白雪公主躺在那张特制的床上.“她好美,我要亲她.”他亲了一下白雪公主,就在这个时候,她醒了过来.王子要她嫁给他,白雪公主答应了.白雪公主和王子从此过着幸福快乐的日子.
7. 英语童话故事(50个单词~90个单词)加翻译
The Fox and the Crow
A Fox once saw a Crow fly off with a piece of cheese in its beak and settle on a branch of a tree. ‘That’s for me, as I am a Fox,’ said Master Reynard, and he walked up to the foot of the tree. ‘Good-day, Mistress Crow,’ he cried. ‘How well you are looking to-day: how glossy your feathers; how bright your eye. I feel sure your voice must surpass that of other birds, just as your figure does; let me hear but one song from you that I may greet you as the Queen of Birds.’ The Crow lifted up her head and began to caw her best, but the moment she opened her mouth the piece of cheese fell to the ground, only to be snapped up by Master Fox. ‘That will do,’ said he. ‘That was all I wanted. In exchange for your cheese I will give you a piece of advice for the future .’Do not trust flatterers.
狐狸和乌鸦
一次,一个狐狸看到一只乌鸦嘴里衔着一块奶酪飞过并停在了树枝上.“那是给我的,因为我是一只狐狸.”狐狸说道,然后便走到树脚边.“早安,乌鸦女主人,”他哭着说“你今天看上去很好,你的羽毛很有光泽,你的眼睛也闪着光芒,我相信你的歌喉一定比其他鸟儿都好,就像你的羽毛一样;请让我聆听你的歌声,仅仅一首,也许我会把你尊为鸟中之后.”乌鸦听了很高兴,于是就开始展现自己最棒的一面,但是正当她张开嘴,那块奶酪就落到了地上,没想到竟被狐狸抢走了.“行了,”他说道“那是我想要的.那就用这奶酪交换一条对你未来的建议吧.”不要相信奉承者.
8. 求几篇80个单词左右的英语短文/小故事/幽默笑话
请参考：
“To bell the cat” means to do something dangers, something that might end in disaster灾难.
The expression comes from an old story. A family of mice老鼠 could not leave the hole to get food because of its fear of a cat. The mice decided to tie a bell around the cat's neck颈. The bell would ring as the cat moved. So the mice would always know where the cat was. All agreed it was a wonderful plan. That is until one wise old mouse asked, “Who will bell the cat?”
Bell the cat，给猫系上铃铛，这当然是没什么难的，但如果联想一个古老的寓言里，“给猫系上铃铛”还是一件很冒险的事情呢！故事的发生是这样的：一窝老鼠因为怕猫，结果饿的要命。于是它们认为最好的办法是在猫的脖子上系一个铃铛。这样，铃铛一响，它们就知道猫来了。大家都觉得那是个好主意，但是有一只老的、比较聪明的老鼠问，“谁去给猫系上铃铛呢？”。当然“老鼠给猫系铃铛”是奢谈，但如果真的有个老鼠敢为猫系上铃铛，那它也算是“为救众多的老鼠”而“奋不顾身”了，不过最终也是得到死无葬身之地的结果。不知道现在的社会中是不是：It's very diffcult to get a man who will bell the cat. 很难找到危险时刻能够挺身而出的人。
所以bell the cat就表示“为众人承担风险、替别人冒险”的意思。
还有参考的：
“to be somebody's cat's paw.”成为某人的猫爪，被某人利用 It means to be fooled in to doing someone else's dirty work. It comes from an old story about a monkey. He wants some nuts heating on a fire. The monkey tries to steal the nuts. But he burns his fingers. So, he seizes the foot or paw of a cat and he uses that to pull the nuts out of the fire.
“Fat Cat” describes someone who is rich. You often hear it ring political campaigns政治竞选. Some fat cats give lots of money to politicians they hoped will be elected将被选举上. American jazz musicians have used the word “cat” to mean a man.
A sharp cat is a man who is dressed in the latest fashionable clothing. The great American horn player Louis Armstrong used the expression this way many years ago. Armstrong said, “I had on a new cowboy hat牛仔帽, a fine black suit, and new shining leather shoes皮鞋. I was a sharp cat.”
9. 英语推理小故事100~200个单词，不要太变态。急急急，
这是我摘自英语沙龙上的脑筋急转弯：<The silent cabbies>沉默的出租车司机
A London cab driver picked up a lady who was a notorious chatterbox. He did not want to engage in conversation, so he pretended to be deaf and mb. He pointed to his mouth and ears to indicate that he could neither speak nor hear .After she alighted,he pointed to the meter so that she could see how much she owed. She paid him and walked off. Then she realized that he could not have been a deaf mute. How did she know?
答案：He must have heard intial instructions or he would not haveknown where to take her.
一伦敦出租车司机为一位话多的女士服务，但他不想和她谈话，他就指着自己的嘴和耳朵证明他耳聋、哑巴，到地方他指着里程表，她就能看到应该付多少钱了，她付完就离开了，然而她意识到：他不是哑巴，她怎么知道的呢？
他听到女士要到达的目的地